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By Sonofaquiche - 27/10/2017 05:00 - Germany - Schweinfurt

Today, I realised that it is, in fact, not a great idea to put aftershave on your freshly shaven balls. Whenever I move it feels like Satan himself puts my genitals into a fiery pit of needles. FML
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so sorry for your pain OP but I got a great laugh out of this.

Mungolikecandy 19

Did you not know what aftershave is or what it does?

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so sorry for your pain OP but I got a great laugh out of this.

People are saying that you deserved this, but I could have made that mistake too. I didn't know that it would have that effect.

completely agree with you there

now they're downvoting me. Damn, get a life

NEW! Old spice, now for you balls. Because that great smell shouldn't just be for your neck.

Is anyone else thinking of a porn version of that classic scene from "Home Alone?"

Mungolikecandy 19

Did you not know what aftershave is or what it does?

Maybe they are a teenager that shaved their balls for the first time and also received hair down there before their facial hair, i.e. they may not know what aftershave is.

Your name doesn't happen to be Jim levenstein right?

You don't shave you trim

Matthew Krouse 9

Use a hairdryer

Next time go all natural and use concentrate lemon juice.