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By Sonofaquiche - 27/10/2017 05:00 - Germany - Schweinfurt

Today, I realised that it is, in fact, not a great idea to put aftershave on your freshly shaven balls. Whenever I move it feels like Satan himself puts my genitals into a fiery pit of needles. FML
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so sorry for your pain OP but I got a great laugh out of this.

Mungolikecandy 19

Did you not know what aftershave is or what it does?

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so sorry for your pain OP but I got a great laugh out of this.

People are saying that you deserved this, but I could have made that mistake too. I didn't know that it would have that effect.

BroSkii1009 4

completely agree with you there

now they're downvoting me. Damn, get a life

Donut_Wizard 23

NEW! Old spice, now for you balls. Because that great smell shouldn't just be for your neck.

Is anyone else thinking of a porn version of that classic scene from "Home Alone?"

Mungolikecandy 19

Did you not know what aftershave is or what it does?

mitolit 12

Maybe they are a teenager that shaved their balls for the first time and also received hair down there before their facial hair, i.e. they may not know what aftershave is.

bloodangel1973 8

Your name doesn't happen to be Jim levenstein right?

You don't shave you trim

Matthew Krouse 9

Use a hairdryer

Lobby_Bee 17

Next time go all natural and use concentrate lemon juice.