Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML
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TheWhiteDemon 0
break up? problem solved.
Zebidee 9
I'd break up with him, not because he's cheating, but because he's obviously too stupid to not take a date to the restaurant where his girlfriend works! Who wants to be around someone that dumb?
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Comments (93)
sk89 0
Maybe it's her cousin. I agree with 32 anyway..
DarkHelmet 10
did u AT LEAST spit in his food?
salaamdelroba 0
OP, his lameness didn't forget you worked there. He was showing off his new arm-charm. I hope you gave them both some extra seasoning in their food.
reddwarf_fml 0
ummm. I m thinking if he is really ur boyfriend, and not just ur boyfriend in ur head, that mayhaps he would have left. or u would have said something or SOMETHING. I'm pretty sure I would have. ....guess that's one way to get rid of u. or was it?
bekdebekah 0
shouda said hey sweetie! kissed him and then asked if that was his couisin
KiwiExchange 16
What if it was all an act? Just so you can break up with him... Or maybe he's just stupid. Either way, he's an asshole and you should break up with him.
TryptamineDreame 0
I work in a restaraunt as a server and I have refused to pick up tables before because they have stiffed me and I remembered them so Im sure your manager would have understood if you explained it to him so if this FML is true, which I doubt, then you deserve it hahha
xcali_chicax 0
Aw im sorry. .you shoulda said something! Personally i would of spit in their food. :)
ihearuscreamin 13
I hope you spit in his food. or an "accident" happened in the kitchen.
gusgus36 5
that's terrible...what a douchebag. on the bright side, now you know that he's cheating before it can get any further. I hope you dumped him! take it from me- you gotta get rid of him after the first instance of anything like this