Today, my neighbor was having work done in his apartment, and he'd warned me that there might be some noise. Yes, there was, what with all the town's firemen in the building after he'd ruptured the main gas pipe. FML I agree, your life sucks 29025 I agree, your life sucks 29025 You deserved it 2067 You deserved it 2067 1 1 17 11 By Jolabanane / Thursday 21 May 2015 11:51 / France
Today, my fiancé and I were planning to move to a cheaper apartment which my mother agreed to rent us. She was very supportive and excited that we'd be closer, and it was great until she gave us a list of books, movies, games, etc. that we can't bring because they're "demonic". FML I agree, your life sucks 42191 I agree, your life sucks 42191 You deserved it 4864 You deserved it 4864 108 18 1 9 13 By ElhonnaDS - / Monday 20 May 2013 16:25 / United States - White Plains
Today, I went to my Russian language class after days of being sick. We must speak in Russian. The professor asked how I felt. I said "like shit." I didn't know the word I used was the verb, not the noun. So I told an awesome prof and class I was "feeling like I was in the process of defacating." FML I agree, your life sucks 13417 I agree, your life sucks 13417 You deserved it 32083 You deserved it 32083 100 3 0 7 25 By rebel_rose - / Friday 25 September 2009 06:18 / United States
Today, I found out that my fiancé's sister, who only got engaged a couple of months ago, is getting married before us. I wouldn't have a problem with this... I agree, your life sucks 25487 I agree, your life sucks 25487 You deserved it 1856 You deserved it 1856 82
Today, the girl i am in love with drunk texted me that she loves me. That's the second time this has happened. She cannot even say she has feelings for... I agree, your life sucks 1208 I agree, your life sucks 1208 You deserved it 88 You deserved it 88 12
Today, I was put in the middle of a decision; either sleep without a heater on and see my breath at night, or sleep with a heater, and risk heat stroke.... I agree, your life sucks 32 I agree, your life sucks 32 You deserved it 1 You deserved it 1 4
Canada Today, my girlfriend kept texting me while I was at work, insisting for hours that I leave early because she was so horny. After arguing with my boss and...
Australia Today, I asked the guy of my dreams out to the cinema. After saying to me "It's a date!" I started booking tickets. He said, "Why are you booking two?"...
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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