Little shit

By Anonymous - 28/10/2010 04:44 - Canada

Today, my little cousin is going to be staying at our house for a year or so, because of financial problems. It wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that every single night he creeps up on me while I'm sleeping, and shouts, "GO FUCK YOURSELF!" directly into my ear. Only another 11 months to go. FML
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upintheorange 5

obey him. next time he goes in your room, be masturbating.

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maphineRAWRS 10

how old is he? :S maybe he'll stop.. untill then I vote bear trap at your door. (:

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InDenial 6

What a little brat too. Play a prank on him or something.

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babyyappld 7

agreed. just dress up as a monster and scare the shot out of him :D

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ScreamAimFire 0

Maan, antique him in his sleep. Follow him around the house with a airhorn, or damn just grow a pair and show him you're not to be screwed with. Like hide his favorite teddy bear or something until he ***** off :)

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rallets 22

#8 i dont think little kids should be taking shots :P

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_TONGAN_ 5

hey look at the bright side... pretty soon you will be deaf and you wouldn't be able to hear him anymore...

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youlikefishstix 0

when he does it pretend a freak out and punch him... it was an "accident" ;)

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InnDepth 0

what did you do to make your cousin do that every night?

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warpig182 0

Why don't you just lock your bedroom door? Duuurrrr

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Timmo_fml 2

Or you could sneak into his room and superman him!

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Penguinman909 7

wow... a triple-post... haven't seen someone do that in a while

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mak3_1t_ra1n 0

wait for him to leave then beat the shit out of him

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pooper19 3

it's not a shotgun it's a Red Ryder & his name is Ralphie, He's gonna shoot his eye out

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theian01 3

Pretend to sleep, then when he creeps up to you, beat his ass!

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zerobahamut03 2

Ooo that kid needs a whooping!

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nood_fml 0

to op: Buy a ******* tazer! It wont kill the kid... it'll just make him whimper whenever you walk by!

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WillyThaKid 0

Get a land mine, some razor wire, and some tear gas... If he makes it through all of that, you should really just go "F" yourself, maybe then he'll stop.

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brittanyrc 0

Everyone keeps assuming that op's cousin is a little kid... my cousin is 6 months older than me and calls me "little cousin." But if he is a little kid, just tell your parents?

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PrimeStarscream 30

OP needs to sleep with a baseball bat.

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maphineRAWRS 10

how old is he? :S maybe he'll stop.. untill then I vote bear trap at your door. (:

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clintmaggard 0

your cute(; message me(:

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wrestler133 0

a little on the pitiful side aswell......

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yelwarc 0

nice neon bro how much horses that paintjob get you?

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TomPusslicker 21

a bear trap is too obvious...i say just crank em in the mouth as soon as he does it...play it off as a reflex.

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jasonraces 0

just as many as your sticker does ricer lol

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sukatlife 0

or put Saran (spelling?) wrap on the inside of the door. it scares the shit out of you If u don't suspect it

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ladybuuggy 0

well they sound sweet! just lock your door

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