Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML
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Today, I served my good friend and his girlfriend at the restaurant where I work. They did a "dine and dash". FML
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TheWhiteDemon 0
break up? problem solved.
Zebidee 9
I'd break up with him, not because he's cheating, but because he's obviously too stupid to not take a date to the restaurant where his girlfriend works! Who wants to be around someone that dumb?
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Comments (93)
glki 7
Wtf did he not leave!
foxtrousers 14
I'm going to wager a guess and say the other girl didn't realize he was in a relationship. Making a scene would only cost her the job. That's why you go home, pawn his stuff for the tip and then break up with him
XxQuartersxX 14
Sorry :(
lil_ham1644 29
Why on earth would you serve them? Throw their food in his face!
jousselinn 5
Sheesh what an asshole
anilyne 11
What an asshole I don't know how you restrained yourself from dumping food on him...
AwkwardKarma 18
You should have made him look like an idiot in front of his date by breaking up with him then and there.
anon385 23
Why tf wound you serve them?
moodyreallyrocks 27
Hoping you meant ex-boyfriend..
vettech517 5
How serious was the relationship if he forgot where you worked?