Cook out

By zazadudu - 23/12/2008 06:47 - France

Today, I wore myself out cooking, preparing tasty little dishes for my sweetheart. I heard him arrive and shout as he came up the stairs, "Stinks of shit in here! Have you been cooking?" I threw everything in the trash. We'll eat sandwiches. FML
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cndrow 0

Oh f*** that. Make him eat half-cooked rice/pasta for a few days- impact his bowels. Food is important to me, and my darling boyfriend slaves at cooking a variety of things for me as a treat sometimes, which is absolutely delicious and precious. You need to find someone who appreciates your talents, as you obviously cook with love.

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harro1337 0

You should have let him seen all the tasty warm food but then given him a plate of sandwiches (crappy, cold ones at that). Then you eat all the food you made while he enjoys his half-assed P&J.

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cndrow 0

Oh f*** that. Make him eat half-cooked rice/pasta for a few days- impact his bowels. Food is important to me, and my darling boyfriend slaves at cooking a variety of things for me as a treat sometimes, which is absolutely delicious and precious. You need to find someone who appreciates your talents, as you obviously cook with love.

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Mace2040 1

because of how he mader her feel dumbass

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gr8koolkat 6

If you agree just thumbs up both of their comments!

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Rallred32 20

Does anyone else think of Ferris Bueller's Day off? "Pardon my French, but you're an asshole!"

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11dibarig 0

u should have spit in his plate

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naku_fml 0

wow what a jerk. he should appreciate you more. if he doesnt then dump his ass

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harro1337 0

You should have let him seen all the tasty warm food but then given him a plate of sandwiches (crappy, cold ones at that). Then you eat all the food you made while he enjoys his half-assed P&J.

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emseeaich 0

hahhahahha yessss

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Saiiyko 0

agreed. or throw the food at him. would have been childish but it would have been fun doing.

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Ichiya 29

All I can think of is "He ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times!"

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JustPerfect1997 19

He had it coming! He had it coming! He only had himself to blame! If you'd have been there, If you'd have seen it, I betcha you would have done the same!

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RedneckWoman1990 0

What a jackass.... You worked HARD on those dishes and if he comes home acting like that then he can make his own food. It doesn't matter if you are a wonderful cook or a horrible one- he shouldn't say something like that.

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