Today, my boyfriend was continuously telling me how great my best friend smelled the other night and how I should wear some perfume that smelled like that. I have the same exact perfume and have been wearing it for months. FML
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pancakelover 0
Perfume can smell different on different people... Don't worry, unless he starts flirting with your friend or trying to hook up with her.
gsfgf 0
maybe he though she smelled sexy because she smelled like you.
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FMLFAN1 0
Like #1 said, perfume can smell different on different people. You should watch out though, your boyfriend might go after your best friend. Hopefully neither of them would hurt you like that!
jaybrown 0
Oh #14 calm down. Just because he likes babboyfriend101's best friend's perfume doesn't mean he wants to BREAK UP with her.
Bleep_fml 0
The same perfume can smell entirely different on another person.
I2OI3 0
IT COULD HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH PHEROMONES. I'VE HEARD OF THIS FRAGRANCE CALLED SEX PANTHER, WELL, LETS JUST SAY 70% OF THE TIME IT WORKS, EVERYTIME. SO MY SUGGESTION FRANKLY IS TO GO FIND SOME SEX PANTHER, STAT!
bonehead69 15
caps does not make it look more important.
alex_vik 1
Do you stink?
NickelPhosphate 0
Aw...well like a lot of people said, the same perfume smells different on different people. It could be B.O. (not saying you have any, it's just a factor), your natural smell (you don't smell it yourself, it's not a bad smell), it could be covered up by your shampoo/conditioner/hair product's scent, it could be from your clothes (ie if they are dirty, or from the smell of the detergent because some are really strong), or you just covered up the area where you put the perfume on (with clothes), masking the smell. Anyways, hope this makes you feel better!
rukusrazor 0
Deodorant. Buy some.
C_Wicked27 0
Perfumes and colognes go differently with different body chemistry's. That just means that you were owned by science, I guess.
reallywhyme 0
Honestly, if he is that concerned about how you smell and will openly and unapologetically compare to this other girl and how she smells, he is a jerk and is not worth your time. Give it time to develop a relationship and find someone who truly respects you for who you are.
dancin303 0
maybe it was her hair products. i know shampoo and condition and after products can leave strong smells that are usually good and also deodorant and body lotion. and i would be a little worried (warn your friend so she isnt caught off guard and it wont ruin your friendship). also what other people said about the perfume reacting wih your body.