Just One Drink By FML Videos - 01/12/2018 00:30 My bad, guys. I agree, your life sucks 239 You deserved it 157 Share Tweet Share
Today, my girlfriend announced to me that she is pregnant and tried to tell me it was mine. I lost both testicles to an infection as a teenager so, no way it’s mine. Somehow, she never made the mental connection that no balls equals no children and no way to convince me I’m the dad. FML I agree, your life sucks 5 179 You deserved it 220
Today, as the shop is right round the corner, and I couldn’t be arsed changing, I kept my boob tube on under my jacket. Of course, at the shop, I slipped on spilled water and as I went down the tube came down as well, and I ended up lying there with my tits out for a group of teenagers to laugh at. FML I agree, your life sucks 773 You deserved it 519
Today, I was in a grocery store with my great-grandmother. It would've been nice to know she hadn't taken her medication before she started beating the cashier with her umbrella. FML I agree, your life sucks 26 495 You deserved it 2 282
Today, I serve at church and had a funeral. As I greeted the family, someone asked how I was doing. Without thought, I responded, "Good to be alive." FML I agree, your life sucks 415 You deserved it 807
Today, after 14 months of chronic acne, my doctor finally put me on medication for it. Just 24 hours after starting it, my face is bright red, peeling, and I have a puffy eyes. Turns out I'm allergic to it. My skin now looks 100x worse. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 733 You deserved it 186
Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML I agree, your life sucks 38 107 You deserved it 20 118
Today, I'm so tired of life. I work 16 hour shifts. My fiancee takes me for granted and I mean that seriously, I have to work 16 hours, 5 days a week, come home, take care of the house and the kids, while I listen to her complain about her 40 hour week. No sex and I don't control my money. I hate my life. FML I agree, your life sucks 491 You deserved it 326
Today, as always, I have a type of eczema that flares up when I'm stressed out or anxious. And today, the girl I've been in love with for 4 years asked me out on a date. We meet up in a few hours, and right now I look like I have smallpox. FML I agree, your life sucks 27 629 You deserved it 1 753