Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset,...

By thissucks - 01/03/2009 19:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, stilettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML

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By Meggie - 05/11/2009 05:06 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my dad and his new "girlfriend". A couple days ago I realized that my sexy clothes that my boyfriend had bought me for our anniversary was missing. Guess who was wearing it? FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2011 22:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2022 18:00

Today, my girlfriend insisted on dressing me up in her clothes, to spice things up. After dolling me up in a dress, heels, wig, etc., she goes to the store for wine but left her key behind. Thirty minutes later, the doorbell goes, so I open it in all my feminine glory, only to see a UPS guy standing holding a parcel and not my girlfriend. FML

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By Yoooooo0 - 29/11/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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Didn't see you there

By eatmyshipoopie - 18/12/2009 15:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML

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Thanks guys

By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML

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By mothtal - 03/06/2012 16:13 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2016 19:46 - United States - Bronx

Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML

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Oh, hello

By kikuhime - 17/01/2021 02:01

Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML

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vandaleyes 0

Monday 2 March 2009 0:12

Rule of thumb: If you're young enough to be grounded by your parents, you're probably extremely young to be wearing that. You deserved that one.

Bauer_fml 0

Monday 2 March 2009 0:09

"Um... I need to do this for a class."

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milkman17 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 23:32

to number 3 he forgot his keys

Stakeout 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 23:34

damn!

lewalrus 4

Sunday 1 March 2009 23:42

OOOOO I LAUGHED SO DAMN HARD :)

weetfur 0

Monday 21 March 2011 4:25

e mail?

VonBlitzkrieg 27

Wednesday 19 June 2013 8:04

Email? What the ****???

suckerz 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 23:45

how old are you to dress up like that and still be young enough to be grounded???

Amkii 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 23:48

Guys, if he forgot his keys, how did he lock himself out, unless the daughter locked the door behind him? #s 9 and 2 - I agree!

blankaex 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 16:06

you lock yourself out by locking the door while its open, going outside and pulling it shut

RockThatStuff 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 23:59

#11, I lock myself out of my house all the time.

Bauer_fml 0

Monday 2 March 2009 0:09

"Um... I need to do this for a class."

Scarlettkiss 8

Wednesday 22 February 2012 21:57

Hmm...just wondering but what kind of class is that?

Zfontaine04 8

Sunday 20 May 2012 22:06

^ hardcore sex-ed

Dr_Awesome654 24

Sunday 17 July 2016 9:37

"It's a group project."

vandaleyes 0

Monday 2 March 2009 0:12

Rule of thumb: If you're young enough to be grounded by your parents, you're probably extremely young to be wearing that. You deserved that one.

commonsensex 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 21:32

Agreed.

Eggers 2

Wednesday 20 April 2011 6:31

agreed. now bend over so we can finish your punishment

bianchieiei 13

Friday 8 June 2012 14:18

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evilplatypus 38

Monday 24 December 2012 20:21

275 - If you're too young to use proper English (or even pretend to TRY), you're too young to wear that.

sulitak 27

Saturday 30 March 2013 12:08

#275: the internet. if you have a card, you can buy it #14: agreed. that shit doesn't belong in your parents house. unless its your parents shit.

RebbeAsh 10

Wednesday 5 October 2016 1:50

if your over the age of 16 in most states its perfectly legal. however you'd most likely live with your parents still and therefore could be grounded

EIDS 0

Monday 2 March 2009 0:13

Silly *****.

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Monday 2 March 2009 0:16

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