Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, stilettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML
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milkman17
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to number 3
he forgot his keys
he forgot his keys
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Stakeout
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damn!
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lewalrus
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OOOOO
I LAUGHED SO DAMN HARD
:)
I LAUGHED SO DAMN HARD
:)
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weetfur
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e mail?
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VonBlitzkrieg
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Email? What the fuck???
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suckerz
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how old are you to dress up like that and still be young enough to be grounded???
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Amkii
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Guys, if he forgot his keys, how did he lock himself out, unless the daughter locked the door behind him?
#s 9 and 2 - I agree!
#s 9 and 2 - I agree!
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blankaex
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you lock yourself out by locking the door while its open, going outside and pulling it shut
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RockThatStuff
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#11, I lock myself out of my house all the time.
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Bauer_fml
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"Um... I need to do this for a class."
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Scarlettkiss
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Hmm...just wondering but what kind of class is that?
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Zfontaine04
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^ hardcore sex-ed
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Dr_Awesome654
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"It's a group project."
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vandaleyes
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Rule of thumb: If you're young enough to be grounded by your parents, you're probably extremely young to be wearing that.
You deserved that one.
You deserved that one.
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commonsensex
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Agreed.
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Eggers
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agreed. now bend over so we can finish your punishment
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bianchieiei
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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evilplatypus
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275 - If you're too young to use proper English (or even pretend to TRY), you're too young to wear that.
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sulitak
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#275: the internet. if you have a card, you can buy it
#14: agreed. that shit doesn't belong in your parents house. unless its your parents shit.
#14: agreed. that shit doesn't belong in your parents house. unless its your parents shit.
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RebbeAsh
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if your over the age of 16 in most states its perfectly legal. however you'd most likely live with your parents still and therefore could be grounded
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EIDS
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Silly whore.
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uminuscooll
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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You deserved that one.