By thissucks - 01/03/2009 19:27 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, stilettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML
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vandaleyes 0
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Rule of thumb: If you're young enough to be grounded by your parents, you're probably extremely young to be wearing that. You deserved that one.

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Bauer_fml 0
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"Um... I need to do this for a class."

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milkman17 0
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to number 3 he forgot his keys

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lewalrus 4
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OOOOO I LAUGHED SO DAMN HARD :)

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VonBlitzkrieg 27
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Email? What the fuck???

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suckerz 0
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how old are you to dress up like that and still be young enough to be grounded???

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Amkii 0
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Guys, if he forgot his keys, how did he lock himself out, unless the daughter locked the door behind him? #s 9 and 2 - I agree!

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blankaex 0
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you lock yourself out by locking the door while its open, going outside and pulling it shut

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RockThatStuff 0
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#11, I lock myself out of my house all the time.

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Bauer_fml 0
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"Um... I need to do this for a class."

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Scarlettkiss 8
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Hmm...just wondering but what kind of class is that?

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Dr_Awesome654 24
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"It's a group project."

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vandaleyes 0
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Rule of thumb: If you're young enough to be grounded by your parents, you're probably extremely young to be wearing that. You deserved that one.

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Eggers 2
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agreed. now bend over so we can finish your punishment

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bianchieiei 13
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evilplatypus 38
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275 - If you're too young to use proper English (or even pretend to TRY), you're too young to wear that.

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sulitak 27
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#275: the internet. if you have a card, you can buy it #14: agreed. that shit doesn't belong in your parents house. unless its your parents shit.

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RebbeAsh 10
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if your over the age of 16 in most states its perfectly legal. however you'd most likely live with your parents still and therefore could be grounded

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