By Anonymous - 22/11/2010 07:32 - Australia

Today, a middle-aged woman came into the shoe shop where I work, and asked me to help her put on a pair of boots that were obviously too small. Simultaneously as I knelt down by her feet, she booted me in the face while we tried to get them on. FML
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Shoes. Shoes. Shoes. Ohmygod. Shoes.

The mental picture of this made me laugh. I'm sure it was an accident.


don't be such a troll

The mental picture of this made me laugh. I'm sure it was an accident.

was the cop fat?

A fat woman came into the store today...

did you start playing "these boots are made for walking" and get daisy duke out dancing? because that would be awesome

27- Was that for the DUI-Cop FML?

Chun-Li and her massive calves couldn't fit in the boots so she resorted to what she knows best: Kicking.

iSitt 0

denial of her shoe size brings a lifetime of pain and eventual bunions.

shepaintsmusic 6


starberries 0

#49, don't mention that stupid bitch's name. The movie about her was so goddamned awful that I hate any mention of her now.

I smell Al Bundy :D

Shoes. Shoes. Shoes. Ohmygod. Shoes.

those shoes are mine betch

these shoes are 300 dollars, these shoes are 300 f*cling dollars. let's get them!

dn2k 0

lol I love old ppl

it said middle aged woman

dn2k 0

middle aged is old :)

Granny hooker in the making.

Oh wait. Middle age isn't old is it.

I think it's about 30-40 :)

i think your both insecured faggety little attention whores for showing off your muscles like that

If she's trying on shoes and you're working, shouldn't you suggest a bigger size? It's not like clothes where they'd be offended...

"Sorry, we only carry sizes 1, 3, and 5. You could try Sears."

sourgirl101 28

You'd be surprised how many women lie about their shoe size. Some don't want to admit to themselves that they have Godzilla feet.

If they were knee-high boots, it could be that her calves were too big and most shoe stores don't carry wide-calf boots. If she was a large woman, she might be offended at being told her legs were too big.

Many women lie about their shoe size. Then you see then in flip flops and their heels are hanging off of the back. Lookin' all stupid.

sourgirl101 28

Haha, what about the ones that toes hang off the front of their shoes like a cliff diver?

Sadly insecurities make some women buy things that aren't made for their body type. Unfortunately this causes negative remarks which makes them even more insecure and buy more unflattering things. It's a spiral of lowering self esteem.

Siren2 you did it wrong. The other side is meant to be the devil.

Weird, I usually buy shoes that are too big. Guess I'm over compensating for something?

#12 I am amaze you haven't figured out where my name is from haha

Haha, with the amount of references I make to that, I definitely know where it's from. Four for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco!

bamagrl410 31

Hahaha I'm amazed no one else commented on the reference. Mean Girls ftw.

hahaha Yay #12! :D! haha Mean Girls ftw for sure ;)

so does she have a good boot on her or does she just suck at kicking.

Looks like you got a time waster there OP.

gleekalert 0

didn't you ever hear your mom? don't talk to strangers. they just might do tht