Miscellaneous: Today, I was questioned about a request for a restraining order... - FML

By Friendly - 01/03/2009 18:37 - United States

Today, I was questioned about a request for a restraining order filed against me by an old woman. According to the report, she's seen me "walking near her house and waving at her" for the last two months. I've been her next-door neighbor for a year and a half. FML

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StayClassy 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 23:51

Haha, start throwing in a slow, creepy smile when you wave.

djspazy 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 23:44

that's terrible. i hope the police or whoever drop the order.

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djspazy 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 23:44

that's terrible. i hope the police or whoever drop the order.

Amkii 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 23:46

lol She probably has Alzheimer's.

TheBigDawg 8

Sunday 1 March 2009 23:47

Whoa, did you explain this to the authorities?

juicyfresh 7

Saturday 28 July 2012 7:50

no he just faced the charges without any explanation on his part. -.-

StayClassy 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 23:51

Haha, start throwing in a slow, creepy smile when you wave.

Crabby 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 23:56

I'm not sure why a restraining order would even have been considered by the court, much less entered. All you did was wave to her. Unless you're trespassing or something, I doubt that a judge would ever restrain that kind of conduct.

BeautyAndBrains 0

Monday 2 March 2009 0:20

Um, wow. In what way is that wrong? You're being friendly, and she's filing a restraining order against you? Hopefully this won't hold up in court. If it does, I'm terribly sorry, because this is ridiculous.

DamnGoodTimes 0

Monday 2 March 2009 0:30

Old people are ******* ridiculous.

vonstrangle 0

Monday 2 March 2009 0:41

Haha, honestly that actually made me laugh a little. inaudibly, of course.

thebaroness1984 0

Monday 2 March 2009 0:45

What a weirdo!

ChartreusePony 0

Monday 2 March 2009 1:49

I don't understand why some people thought the OP deserved this.

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