By DallasGal - 14/02/2012 16:31 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend wanted to have Valentine's Day sex. He then remembered it was unlimited pancakes at IHOP. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 760
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So you couldn't have sex afterwards or before?

pancakes! yay

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So you couldn't have sex afterwards or before?

how about before and after

I would be on that like white on rice. the pancakes, not my girlfriend.

chyeah bruh!!!

I totaly forgot about that

dude is it really all you can eat pancakes holy shit.We're goin to IHOP babe.

...the worst day I ever had eating pancakes was better that the best day I ever had eating...

Where's my comment? I'm pretty sure I was #1.

I lurve banana pancakes

exactly. and you should suggest to him that maybe you guys should order takeout, then when you get home eat the pancakes (and whipped cream) off of each others stomachs (or whichever body part you prefer). :)

it's a YDI because you obviously have loose bacon strips for a vagina and you are no longer more appealing than pancakes.

ihop pwns all! sex can wait

what an epic failure

sex while eating pancakes

PANCAKES from ihop! shizz; those are da shitttt!:D

pancakes! yay

Sex can wait.

Don't worry you'll still be "the dessert". He just needed to eat carbs to build up his strength! Happy VD!

I fucking hate ihop

I love pancakes and quizbowl.

lmao "wow babe these pankcakes taste Bettr than u"..

YDI, ihop is much better then sex and u.

Ahhh...who could want sex when there's unlimited pancakes at IHOP? Taking a shit in the dark, I'm guessing the OP is a complete fatass?

"Taking a shit in the dark" is genius. *steals line from you*

shit/*shot same difference Might I blame DOOM?

taking a shit in the dark LMAO made my day

maybe he remembered what u looked like naked.

well, you can have sex anytime! free pancakes, on the other hand....

Exactly, he ain't a man!

don't you mean "Ain't he a man!" lol

I don't even see how anyone could eat more than three of those pancakes. good lord...

too true #5 whats wrong with u OP, pancakes r way better than sex. slut i want pancakes now :/

Pancakes rule! If you could have had pancakes, then had sex out in back so you could still smell them... mmmmm, perfect!