By still hungry - 21/04/2012 13:04 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend said he was going to give me breakfast in bed before he left. He walked over, threw some granola bars on the bed next to me and left. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 270
You deserved it 4 133

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Well, at least he kept his promise...

I guess you wanted sausage

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Well, at least he kept his promise...

At least he cares…

Congratulations on your first comment.... No seriously you can check!

^ Lol wow didn't notice

'I want that breakfast in bed, That bacon and eggs, With that orange juice on the siiiide' Sorry you missed that breakfast of champions.

I wish someone brought me granola bars in the morning.

I like eating some granola bars. They taste very yummy.

i agree! u shud b sumwat thankful.

*I *You *should *be *somewhat I'm not usually that guy, but if you're not going to make an effort to spell fully and correctly, then this site isn't for you. There are grammar Nazis on the prowl, and they're looking for people like you to scratch their correcting itch. Please, for your own sake, make an effort.

Maybe he had to hurry off to work... So that he had enough money to buy the granola bars..

36- I meant how many comments that user has ever posted for example I have posted 37.. Get it??

23- lmao stalker much?

A daily serving of fiber is nothing to be upset about. You should be thankful he considers all of your innards rather than just one or two of them.. O.0

B-b-but she's still hungry!

Granola bars would fill me up for hours, I have a rather small appetite. If I did exercise I'd be pretty skinny, but I'm lazy, so I'm fat :-p lol

I don't hate you because you're fat, you're fat because I hate you.

Ha, it's funny because she's f- ...That's a bit harsh. I mean to say flamingo food.

That's his idea of a breakfast served to his girlfriend???

It would seem so. I'm sure putting a piece of toast on wouldn't of been that hard for him.

At least he didn't try to give her extra protein, straight from the source.

That's what I thought the punch line was going to be. A bit disappointed there.

Yeap! And tomorrow, he's going to cook dinner via ordering a takeaway ;D

I guess you wanted sausage

And scrambled eggs no doubt.

Nah, egg whites...

You look like scrambled eggs.

40- thanks for killing the joke...

Green eggs and ham all the way.

I do not like them with a fox.

More like sausage, two eggs and a little milk?

I imagine they probably live together so no effort was put into it...

64-That was flawless. The situation and the delivery (with your profile pic as help) a definite 10. Well done, sir. Well done indeed.

My iPod refuses to add apostrophes sometimes or puts them in when I don't need them, just like my android phone. Woopee.

That's no excuse. I'm using an Android phone and I never have issues with apostophes. ''u'' (Apostrophe face supports apostrophes.)

Better than crotch sausage

Did he offer a protien shake as well?

If you know what I mean...

That's not a reason to dump someone.

Mmm, granola bars!