Kids, Healthy Lifestyle and Dogs: Moobs - FML

Moobs

By Dad Is Fat - 25/08/2021 02:01 - United States - Mount Orab

Today, my 3-year-old daughter told me I was blocking her view of her puppy. She said, "Dad, your boobs are too long!" FML

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 25 August 2021 8:21

Sounds like you need a Bro, or a Man-sierre

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 25 August 2021 8:21

Sounds like you need a Bro, or a Man-sierre

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