Georgia
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Shelby
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
ShelbyIsAwesome
Who are these people ?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
princess98
Revenge!
Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to take a shower, because he smelt awful and wanted to cuddle. After 45 minutes, he did so. I wanted to cuddle and fool around after he was done. I got rejected because he didn't want to get dirty. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
scratchy
Israel
Today, my boyfriend refused to have his hair treated against lice, because "men don't have lice". FML
worthless
United States
Today, my boyfriend, who doesn't wear deodorant and has horrible dandruff, decided to shower for the first time in nearly a week because he got invited out to a bar. He didn't even invite me to go with him. FML
jshibbz0993
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Cheap and gross
Today, I was complaining to my boyfriend about our excessive water bill. He then says, "Don't look at me, I don't even shower." FML
LonelyShowers
Mission Hills, United States
Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML
GhostPenguin
Ann Arbor, United States
Gross dude, dude
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
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atthegates 0
disagree. guy code states that showers with women are mandatory
techweed 12
he's implying that you're ugly
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Comments (145)
prettypinkpixie 9
Maybe he turned you down because he knew all that was going to happen in the shower was an actual shower?
Sk8er951 3
wow he's really dumb! I wouldn't care if I just took a shower like 10 minutes before then, I'd still get in with my gf
Mitcha857 0
hell yeah! turning down a hot wet naked chick doesn't sound too straight to me.
DuRpY 5
i'd get in with ur gf, too...
Gilmore86 0
You my friend are an idiot. "I'd get in with your gf, too..." HAR HAR HAR
apcfan009 0
Contrary to popular belief, it is possible to shower with a female and not get ure hair wet. i've done that where I had to come home from my gf's without it looking obvious that we had shower sex
Blueglasscup 18
Do you wear a shower cap then?
dreamering 16
Of course it's possible. Find a spot where the water can't reach you, stay like a statue and let your girlfriend do all the rest. Or, don't turn the water on. Which option did you choose?
4lokos4all 0
How do you know it was a girl who wrote this?
apcfan009 0
none, i simply didn't let the water hit my hair. aim the shower head lower where it can't hit it, problem solved
mintcar 10
Y'know OP, it's possible to shower without getting your hair wet, it's called a shower cap. Your boyfriend should invest in a few.
bingababe 16
Hahaha talk about rejected!!
Isabel312 0
the hair on his back
Wheredidgrungego 12
Well when your boyfriend is more feminine than you are, that's just sad.
Livinia 11
YDI for dating Carson Kressley.
hunziker87 0
hey what's up! I have to be honest, I seen your picture and had to say hi. sorry my profile doesn't have a pic yet.
Isabel312 0
His nickname is Chewy for a reason.
dreamering 16
There is worse. He could have come to shower with you and pissed on you.