Georgia
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Shelby
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
ShelbyIsAwesome
Who are these people ?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
princess98
Revenge!
Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to take a shower, because he smelt awful and wanted to cuddle. After 45 minutes, he did so. I wanted to cuddle and fool around after he was done. I got rejected because he didn't want to get dirty. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
scratchy
Israel
Today, my boyfriend refused to have his hair treated against lice, because "men don't have lice". FML
worthless
United States
Today, my boyfriend, who doesn't wear deodorant and has horrible dandruff, decided to shower for the first time in nearly a week because he got invited out to a bar. He didn't even invite me to go with him. FML
jshibbz0993
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Cheap and gross
Today, I was complaining to my boyfriend about our excessive water bill. He then says, "Don't look at me, I don't even shower." FML
LonelyShowers
Mission Hills, United States
Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML
GhostPenguin
Ann Arbor, United States
Gross dude, dude
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
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atthegates 0
disagree. guy code states that showers with women are mandatory
techweed 12
he's implying that you're ugly
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Comments (145)
dudeitsdanny 10
*girlfriend *she You're welcome, OP.
DuRpY 5
you meant "girlfriend," "she," and "her." don't worry, i got your back and cleared up that confusion...
stevenmx86 8
So? I've done the same in cases where I would rather stay dry I'll decline an offer... I don't understand why that's so awful for you?
kittykat52810 0
agreed
northern_lights 0
Shit girl - you better dump him. This is truly a sign he's not for you. What a tragic ending! So sad for you D:
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Why the **** is that the only advice that's usually given in cases of a boy/girlfriend doing an insignificant thing that the OP disagrees with? How can you be so fickle? Get over yourself.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
He probably just didn't want to accidentally pee on you.
kapippenger 0
Omg. All guys don't pee in the shower. Why do most girls think that?
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
It was a reference to an FML that apparently got removed. Dude pissed on his boyfriend in the shower. Also, I think everyone pisses in the shower, regardless of gender.
ripjohnlennon 5
sir, if u don't mind me asking...wtf is ur picture of? it looks like a silver ******
WOGBRO 6
53-so true.
hihi1212 1
doll that means your fat and ungly or he is gay. pick up some quick trim get some plastic surgery and find a new guy thats straight.
clashcloud 3
you probably need a straight bf!
DocBastard 40
Why the hell would any self-respecting guy turn down an opportunity to have his back scrubbed? What the **** is wrong with people?