Today, my boyfriend tried to whimsically serenade me by throwing rocks at my apartment window and singing. He got the wrong window. Another guy answered, and now he thinks I'm cheating on him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to try to serenade me by throwing rocks at my window and singing a song about how much he loves me. This would have been extremely sweet if he would have gotten my window instead of my dad's. FML
Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to throw pebbles at my bedroom window in the middle of the night. It triggered the burglar alarm, which woke up everyone in the house. If my parents didn't know I had a boyfriend before, they certainly do now. FML
Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to visit me. He told me he was cheating on me, and that he wanted to break up. I was so angry that as he left, I started screaming at him out of my second story apartment window. I picked up a huge potted plant and shoved it through the window at him. It missed my ex and hit my car. FML
Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of something hitting my bedroom wall outside. I could see my boyfriend's car from the window, so I assumed he was throwing pebbles to get my attention. I opened the window and an egg flew in. FML
Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my girlfriend by showing up at her apartment early. I climbed through her bedroom window, holding flowers. I got the wrong window. Some old man screamed, hit me with a broom, and called the cops. FML
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karlcolt45 19
Rapunzel ra- MY NAMES RALPH
klovemachine 24
is your boyfriend that stupid? :-(
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Comments (75)
trellz17 19
It seems he has no common sense. But at least his heart was in the right place
Silly_Lilly6969 23
Wow that started out funny but ended badly. FYL
TwoOneFive 11
Like most fmls
josh7279 7
He's your boyfriend yet he can't figure out where you live?
RedPillSucks 33
He was probably at some back alley to her apartment and didn't recognize which was hers. Not all apartments have the door and the windows on the same wall.
CharresBarkrey 16
Reminds me of Friends where Joey was looking for the hot girl in the building across from his, but he kept counting windows wrong and kept ending up at Ross's place.
ManInTheMachine 20
Sounds like he should've been asking the "Where art thou"'s not the other way around, huh Juliet? Doesn't matter, anyway. We all know how this story ends.
kbrawley1 12
"where are thou" Or whatever the line was, actually means "why are you"
jelly713 19
53, The phrase is "Where art thou?" which means "Where are you?" Don't half ass things.
cb1002630 11
Wherefore art thou
wjh100 13
it means why are you she says wherefore art thou romeo as in why did I have to fall for Romeo who is from a rival family and she can't love. learn your Shakespeare and come back :)
friedchickenpie 14
Throwing rocks at your girlfriend's window is usually a bad idea outside of movies.
jelly713 19
I think a nice phone call while standing outside OP's window would have worked better. OP's BF: "Look outside, babe." OP *looks outside window*: "You're here!!!" Easier & effective.
buddy51 23
OP- This tells you that not all the rocks around are the ones your not so bright BF threw at your neighbor's window- a significant number of them seem to be rolling around inside his dim-bulb noggin! Good luck with this one, you're gonna need it!
TwoOneFive 11
He should have just called you
mokielove 10
Lmao wow I really don't know what to say. if u talked to him and he still don't believe you. well fyl
limitedition 25
If he continues on with it after you explain it to him that's a massive red flag. I wouldn't want to live my life with someone that didn't trust me.
perdix 31
Forget the old-timey bullshit. Just put "In a relationship" on your Facebook page and end it!