Today, my boyfriend tried to whimsically serenade me by throwing rocks at my apartment window and singing. He got the wrong window. Another guy answered, and now he thinks I'm cheating on him. FML
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Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to try to serenade me by throwing rocks at my window and singing a song about how much he loves me. This would have been extremely sweet if he would have gotten my window instead of my dad's. FML
Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to throw pebbles at my bedroom window in the middle of the night. It triggered the burglar alarm, which woke up everyone in the house. If my parents didn't know I had a boyfriend before, they certainly do now. FML
Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to visit me. He told me he was cheating on me, and that he wanted to break up. I was so angry that as he left, I started screaming at him out of my second story apartment window. I picked up a huge potted plant and shoved it through the window at him. It missed my ex and hit my car. FML
Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of something hitting my bedroom wall outside. I could see my boyfriend's car from the window, so I assumed he was throwing pebbles to get my attention. I opened the window and an egg flew in. FML
Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my girlfriend by showing up at her apartment early. I climbed through her bedroom window, holding flowers. I got the wrong window. Some old man screamed, hit me with a broom, and called the cops. FML
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karlcolt45 19
Rapunzel ra- MY NAMES RALPH
klovemachine 24
is your boyfriend that stupid? :-(
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Comments (75)
G97Alex 21
Do you ever think that maybe he's seeing that other guy in secret, and just used the serenade excuse so you wouldn't find out?
lowshadows 21
why didn't you just open your own window?
QJDynamite 19
Maybe OP didn't know about her boyfriend's attempts to serenade her until later when he accused her of cheating.
acerima 11
You're right, he did get the wrong window, he got your kitchen window, not bedroom.
BobbieH 19
He gets the window wrong and you get the headache, hardly seems fair! Outside of movies I think the serenade thing is usually a fail. If you can hear him so can others and usually they have no interest in that. Hope he accepts his mistake and stops accusing you of cheating.
Inciter 33
Y'all must not have been together long if he can't remember which window is yours. That's really sad. I hope things get better for you! Maybe he'll figure out that he made a mistake and will apologize for accusing you like he did.
lame_at_heart 2
I'm torn between this guy being epic enough to enact nearly every girl's fantasy and being a dumbass. I can't decide.
hanielfavela 6
He's a keeper.
Jharrist89 12
Just make him feel shitty about his throwing/aim ability.
bjdog98 9
I feel so bad for you to have such a dumb boyfriend OP. hope it works out.
RedPillSucks 31
Are you dating Fred Flintstone? Why didn't he just pick up a phone and call, instead of throwing rocks?