Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML
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Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Get out
Today, my boyfriend tried to break up with me again, and actually offered me gas money so that I would leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He decided to lock me in the apartment until I say that we are in fact still together. This is the 4th time he has done this. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Today, after years of torment by my anxiety disorders and therapy and medication not helping, I've made the decision to try hypnosis. After doing a Google search and finding out my therapist is a man, my overly jealous fiancé insisted on joining, "because he might hypnotise you into cheating." FML
Like in the movies
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML
Oh, the humanity
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to break up with him. When I got there, I got sent on a scavenger hunt that ended with him proposing to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML
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thelittlebirdie 9
2 reasons to take his advice: A) he obviously doesn't want to be with you. B) He's an idiot....
Jeffo193 13
What a coward, why doesn't he just break up with you? Unless you're some kind of psycho stalker who refuses to be broken up with, in which case I'd take the hint...
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Comments (76)
olhuma 5
IIRC, Freud was into hypnotism too... The relieving thought here is: at least he didn't try to fascinate you into believing you are his mother!
kateelizabeth 6
What a jerk. He shouldn't have to try to hypnotize you, he should've been gone a while ago.
meagann01 4
Hypnotize his balls
Raynebbow 6
He obviously doesn't want the P..
JJtJJ 13
So either it worked... and you dumped him because he hypnotized you to. Or, it didn't work... and you dumped him for being a dumbass?
McCoy50 1
take the hint
MinorDisturbance 4
Should've gone along with it.
ylime23456 18
Well he doesn't exactly sound like a keeper anywho
Bluebering 16
He doesn't want to be with you. Let it go. If your ugly, fat, or strange. I take his side
ATPR_4 9
I'm guessing you did break up with him so mission accomplished.