Weird, Awkward, Onlyfans and Teachers: Barely legal

Barely legal

By nikki - 04/01/2022 14:01 - United States - Federal Way

Today, my biology teacher subscribed to my OnlyFans. This wouldn’t be weird if the last time I saw or spoke to him wasn't my freshman year of high school. FML

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You deserved it 1 917

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By speedster - 24/06/2021 06:01 - United States

Today, I asked my science teacher if he'd had my mom when she went to my high school. He took one look at me, glared, and said, "Oh yeah, I remember HER." I have that class every day the rest of the year. Thanks a lot, Mom. FML

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You deserved it 294

By outofluckdude - 01/09/2009 00:40 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a group of friends when I got into a conversation with this really attractive girl who I've liked for months. She asked me what school I go to. I sit to her left in biology. FML

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You deserved it 3 668

Pretty mean

By thatgirl247 - 11/09/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, I decided to check out my school's quarterback's Twitter, since we have a class together. He wrote, "Dear girl in front of me, I thought you were pretty until you turned around." It was funny, until I realized the timestamp was when we have class together, and I sit in front of him. FML

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You deserved it 5 212

By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 17:49 - Canada - Coquitlam

Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML

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You deserved it 21 372

By Anonymous - 20/03/2013 19:45 - United States - Piscataway

Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML

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You deserved it 3 448

By tenniemo - 10/08/2019 14:00

Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 466

You deserved it 414

By singleasapringle - 13/03/2016 06:41 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I went back to my high school for an event with some of my friends, both of which are in relationships. Whilst there we saw our favorite teacher, who hugged us and said, "I heard you have a boyfriend! And so do you!" And then she turned to me and said, "And... And you're doing great things!" FML

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You deserved it 1 851

By akward - 04/09/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, I began my job as an intern at a high school. I saw one of the students looked very familiar, and I couldn't remember from where. Then I figured it out, I had hooked up with him at a club last week. He's a junior in high school, I'm in my last year of college. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 166

You deserved it 52 183

By Anonymous - 05/01/2012 03:07 - United States

Today, my biology teacher assigned us partners for a project. I got paired up with one of the smartest kids in the class. When he found out I was his partner, he cried. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 284

You deserved it 8 919

By ohforchristssake - 21/09/2015 02:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML

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You deserved it 2 155

OfficialMrD 3

Tuesday 4 January 2022 23:45

If youre more worried about who your business is rather than maximizing your business, than you are not made for a public business.

randybryant799 20

Wednesday 5 January 2022 0:59

What do you expect? That's why you're on there. So people will look at you. Stop complaining.

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OfficialMrD 3

Tuesday 4 January 2022 23:45

If youre more worried about who your business is rather than maximizing your business, than you are not made for a public business.

Plop 17

Wednesday 5 January 2022 0:14

Maybe he wants to give you some private biology lessons?

randybryant799 20

Wednesday 5 January 2022 0:59

What do you expect? That's why you're on there. So people will look at you. Stop complaining.

sirrubberduckie 35

Wednesday 5 January 2022 3:54

So you'd find it less awkward if he were your current teacher? Or you just don't like the fact that he's a lot older than you? You think it's creepy because he used to know you when you were a lot younger? You might be in the wrong line of work if creeps giving you money bothers you.