theawfulpresent
Germantown, United States
Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML
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Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
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Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
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Today, after years of torment by my anxiety disorders and therapy and medication not helping, I've made the decision to try hypnosis. After doing a Google search and finding out my therapist is a man, my overly jealous fiancé insisted on joining, "because he might hypnotise you into cheating." FML
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Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
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San Francisco, United States
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML
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Clear Lake, United States
Oh, the humanity
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to break up with him. When I got there, I got sent on a scavenger hunt that ended with him proposing to me. FML
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Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML
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thelittlebirdie 9
2 reasons to take his advice: A) he obviously doesn't want to be with you. B) He's an idiot....
Jeffo193 13
What a coward, why doesn't he just break up with you? Unless you're some kind of psycho stalker who refuses to be broken up with, in which case I'd take the hint...
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Comments (76)
incendiaaa 23
how lovely for you. hypnotism can't be done just by any idiot, which he clearly is. I'm imagining the scene... I would have slapped him right across the face as a result of his failed hypnotism.
STACEKING 4
You shoulda went along with it for a while, then sacked him. A surprise sack hurts like hell.
Synapsky 10
Aren't people supposed to forget what they do under hypnosis? And so it would be futile because it would have to happen again?
DanielleinDC 33
She said he tried, #29. Clearly he did not succeed at hypnotizing her, but maybe OP will break up with him because he's a coward and a moron.
Shadowvoid 33
I noticed you said "tried"...
buckdharma 37
I told the witchdoctor you didn't love me true I told the witchdoctor you didn't love me nice and then the witchdoctor he gave me this advice He said that Oo, ee, oo ah ah ting tang Wala wala, bing bang Oo, ee oo ah ah ting tang wala wala bing bang
perdix 29
Kinda makes you wonder what he successfully hypnotized you into doing during your relationship. Dunh, dunh, dunh!
metalhead4740 14
"You are getting sleepy. When you wake up, half of your stuff will be missing and ill be on my way to Amsterdam"
Megan98 18
Well, did it work?
Dexter741 5
How did he do it? He doesn't deserve you then...
funky2525 14
I'm sorry op, if he can't even be a man and just say it, then you deserve way better