By Kayla - 06/03/2012 00:43 - United States

Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML
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That doctor is smooth like Keith stone.

I'm in med school... I can't wait to use this some day.

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That doctor is smooth like Keith stone.

Did he throw on some Aviators and shout, "Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaah!" afterwards?

OP has to bear in mind that her doctor might be bi-polar. Ah, these puns are so grizzly, I almost feel bad.

Wow, what a beary clever doctor you have there, maybe it was Docbastard.

Poor OP that beary sucks

Your pun doesn't work. Hmmm. You're beary bad at making puns.

Haha number 1's name is awesome.

Once I swallowed a nickel and the doctor said "Now that's not a way to save your money!"

"Indeed, it was simply unBEARable."

At least OP didn't choke on pedo bear O.o

Haha. Your picture. Love it

If there was any more laughter PANDAmonium may arise

I bet that was embearassing, OP. But hey, I would have laughed about it myself if it happened to me!

You have to admit that was a koalaty joke

After choking you I would expect it to be a sour patch kid.

I don't blame him for making a joke, I find it quite funny that you needed to go to the emergency room because of a gummy bear in the first place.

It seems to me that this is more of a "mlia" kind of joke, because that was so clever considering all the stress he's put through during surgeries.

I bet that Doctor uses FML, lol. Sounds like something an FML user would say in an attempt to be funny.

Maybe it was one of those five-pound gummy bears?

well that was beary beary rude. :P

Yeah maybe they tried to eat one of those whole.

I'm in med school... I can't wait to use this some day.

Use it on someone who has been mauled by a bear lolololol!!!!!11!!1!!1!!!!111111111111!! oneoneone

^ thanks for pointing that out cocknipples.

Haha. Awesome doctor! Probably could have come up with something a little better though!

Drinking some warm water to slightly soluate the gummy bear might have spared you this beary embarassment.

When you drink warm water (or anything for that matter) it passes through your esophagus, which probably not where the gummy bear was if the OP was choking on said gummy bear.

I'm sure the embearassment you suffered was hard to bear :p

I just chuckled when I read this ... But that's something I don't think I could "bear" :)

Aw man. This is so punny! I'm not table to handle this!

Gummy bears are omnomnomable

Oh just grin and bear it, I'm sure it wasn't that grizzly. Maybe you should paws and think about what you're eating next time!

Holy jeez, if that wasn't your pic, that comment would have been unacceptable.

Were you OP's doctor?

I guess you expect me to come up with another unbearable pun to fit this bearly acceptable FML.

Your doctor is so punny! No? Ok I'm done.

Yup, take your own profile picture's advice.

Nah had glass already maybe you would like a pitcher full?