FML : Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable."...

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Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Kayla / Tuesday 6 March 2012 00:43 / United States

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By YdoIhaveAchode | 4

#4127348 - Tuesday 6 March 2012 8:51

That doctor is smooth like Keith stone.

By TheOnlyAlan | 0

#4127356 - Tuesday 6 March 2012 8:52

I'm in med school... I can't wait to use this some day.

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By YdoIhaveAchode | 4

#4127348 - Tuesday 6 March 2012 8:51

That doctor is smooth like Keith stone.

Trainspotting_fml | 9

#4127414 - Tuesday 6 March 2012 9:01

Did he throw on some Aviators and shout, "Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaah!" afterwards?

LookOnBrightSide | 12

#4127480 - Tuesday 6 March 2012 9:16

OP has to bear in mind that her doctor might be bi-polar. Ah, these puns are so grizzly, I almost feel bad.

hellbilly205 | 17

#4127484 - Tuesday 6 March 2012 9:17

Wow, what a beary clever doctor you have there, maybe it was Docbastard.

ydi_4_suking | 20

#4127555 - Tuesday 6 March 2012 9:43

Poor OP that beary sucks

iamyummylicious | 14

#4127885 - Tuesday 6 March 2012 12:50

Your pun doesn't work. Hmmm.

You're beary bad at making puns.

blackheart24 | 10

#4128208 - Tuesday 6 March 2012 15:30

Haha number 1's name is awesome.

acdc923 | 0

#4128327 - Tuesday 6 March 2012 16:14

Once I swallowed a nickel and the doctor said "Now that's not a way to save your money!"

ClassyCommando | 13

#4128479 - Tuesday 6 March 2012 16:59

"Indeed, it was simply unBEARable."

cheaptrix | 6

#4129400 - Tuesday 6 March 2012 22:05

At least OP didn't choke on pedo bear O.o

upsidedownfrownn | 5

#4130107 - Wednesday 7 March 2012 1:15

Haha. Your picture. Love it

XtraEzeee | 8

#4130260 - Wednesday 7 March 2012 1:58

If there was any more laughter PANDAmonium may arise

periwinkle95 | 10

#4130390 - Wednesday 7 March 2012 2:48

I bet that was embearassing, OP. But hey, I would have laughed about it myself if it happened to me!

Guren | 0

#4130518 - Wednesday 7 March 2012 3:45

You have to admit that was a koalaty joke

max_wilder | 9

#4130662 - Wednesday 7 March 2012 4:27

Always

power6053 | 4

#4130901 - Wednesday 7 March 2012 5:49

After choking you I would expect it to be a sour patch kid.

By jDCrackpot | 7

#4127354 - Tuesday 6 March 2012 8:52

I don't blame him for making a joke, I find it quite funny that you needed to go to the emergency room because of a gummy bear in the first place.

ColCyclone | 17

#4127491 - Tuesday 6 March 2012 9:19

It seems to me that this is more of a "mlia" kind of joke, because that was so clever considering all the stress he's put through during surgeries.

TexasJosh | 0

#4127827 - Tuesday 6 March 2012 12:30

I bet that Doctor uses FML, lol. Sounds like something an FML user would say in an attempt to be funny.

fymother | 13

#4127954 - Tuesday 6 March 2012 13:24

Maybe it was one of those five-pound gummy bears?

SuperKnuckels | 6

#4128723 - Tuesday 6 March 2012 18:12

well that was beary beary rude. :P

PenguinSwag47 | 0

#4130177 - Wednesday 7 March 2012 1:31

Yeah maybe they tried to eat one of those whole.

By TheOnlyAlan | 0

#4127356 - Tuesday 6 March 2012 8:52

I'm in med school... I can't wait to use this some day.

BeefyQueef | 5

#4128268 - Tuesday 6 March 2012 16:02

Use it on someone who has been mauled by a bear lolololol!!!!!11!!1!!1!!!!111111111111!! oneoneone

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#4128827 - Tuesday 6 March 2012 18:46

^obvious troll

eb0ny | 15

#4129285 - Tuesday 6 March 2012 21:28

^ thanks for pointing that out cocknipples.

By ShansAl | 21

#4127363 - Tuesday 6 March 2012 8:54

Haha. Awesome doctor! Probably could have come up with something a little better though!

By someindiandude | 6

#4127365 - Tuesday 6 March 2012 8:54

Drinking some warm water to slightly soluate the gummy bear might have spared you this beary embarassment.

sadistmonkey | 19

#4127643 - Tuesday 6 March 2012 10:43

When you drink warm water (or anything for that matter) it passes through your esophagus, which probably not where the gummy bear was if the OP was choking on said gummy bear.