Today, my friend set up a profile for me on an adult dating site as a surprise. It was a surprise alright. The picture he set as my avatar was one of me stark naked, which I sent to my ex shortly before he dumped me. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape, his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Today, I found my recent ex's dating app profile. All the photos are ones that I took of him. Glad I could help you get laid, buddy. FML
Today, I discovered that my cheating, stealing ex-boyfriend is posting pictures of naked women having group sex, with my face photoshopped onto them. He sent those to my boss, my friends, my family, and only because I refused to bail his drunken self out of jail a couple weeks ago. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been talking to online and sending certain pictures to is actually my ex's new boyfriend. He ended up telling me he'd just wanted to see how he compared to me down below because my ex refused to go into detail about it. FML
Today, while on Grindr, I saw that this guy I'm friends with and have liked for a while now had messaged me. I got all excited, just for it to be a picture of him flipping me off. FML
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
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Top comments
thatkid00117 16
Taking nude pics never tends to end well my friend
RedPillSucks 33
So, how many dates did you get?
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Comments (44)
thatkid00117 16
Taking nude pics never tends to end well my friend
DooleyFTW 17
Unless you count getting hit up by countless creepy people from an online dating site as a good result
soullyfe 33
#15: You realize the friend is a male, right?
Maxus1221 11
That makes it even better.
AestheticGuy 21
OP delete it as soon as you can. Online dating is exclusively for losers...
Queensland 27
But I can meet hot Christian singles online?
iLike2Teabag 27
Yes. Be sure to look for a dude named Tim Tebow!
AestheticGuy 21
@52 Ugh don't make me puke brah. And by the way we DID put that streaker in the other night ;) Back to surfers paradise with the lot of ya
wildnargles 15
Pro tip- if you're going to take nudes, don't include your face in the picture. That way no one can prove its actually you.
AestheticGuy 21
@64 True, but if nudes are spread amongst peers theres bound to be names included with them. Personally I dont see the point of taking nudes, if teens want to share their body with someone why dont they just do it in person. Sending nudes to anyone, especially somone who could potentially become a cold ex, is asking to be exploited.
Saffy89 13
Well now that escalated quickly..
Dracoboxer357 36
2- Uhm, I don't believe it escalated at all. It just was, as it is. :p
drewflav 17
12 - it's just a FML cliche #2 is using. Better to just troll her instead.
IworkAt711 14
46- Its actually a line from anchorman. Its used basically everywhere on the internet.
salazara 10
You're friend was obviously having a laugh.....lol
tiarnatargaryen 23
#3, let me read that back to you. "You are friend was obviously having a laugh" YOU ARE friend.
salazara 10
Have you ever heard of the term 'mistake'?
strapper88 6
This is FML. There is no room for mitsakes remember ;)
xoamy906 25
Why would he have that...?
Nordrag 26
Some guys share every picture sent to them with their buddies. I can't say I've ever done it, but there was a time one of my friends got drunk and sent a mass text of about 30 pics of different Ex's of his to all his friends.
RedPillSucks 33
So, how many dates did you get?
MsConfusedd 27
Time to find a terrible picture of your ex and have a billboard made!
twinkiefeets 17
6--I love the name Tuesday!
lickastick 27
#23 I would just like to inform you that FML has a private messaging feature. You'd do well to give it a try!
lovelyleah 10
Sounds expensive..
watchme 11
Well at least you know where it came from.
football98_fml 20
thats embarrassing...
brebabee793 13
nude pics are never a good idea.
joyce71 5
if this is me I would have been very upset what was he thinking sending a naked picture of you
lickastick 27
I wonder if that's why they made an FML about it? Hmmm