Animals: Today, my boyfriend tried to cure me of my snake phobia by buying...

By Anonymous - 28/03/2011 18:52 - Macedonia

Today, my boyfriend tried to cure me of my snake phobia by buying one. When he took it out of the cage, it bit him. Now he's terrified of them too. Even worse, he dropped the snake, so it's now loose in our house. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 17:35 - Canada

Today, I tried to impress the guy I like. He breeds reptiles, and I happen to have a snake and a lizard. I went over to his house to show them off. He opened the door just as my lizard fell between my boobs. He had to help me get it out. FML

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By MyNameIsNotJeff - 08/05/2015 03:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend bought me a pet tarantula. I now have one of my biggest fears crawling around my house. FML

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By Katie - 20/02/2011 08:35 - Reserved

Today, I woke up to an angry snake trying to climb the leg of my bed. My bedroom was closed all day yesterday. It must have gotten in my room days ago. FML

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By Mojosahomo - 10/01/2018 17:30 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my cat decided to show me just how much he loves me by bringing a live snake into my bedroom. Thanks. FML

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By olive_costume - 05/12/2009 01:16 - Australia

Today, I went into my room and found a plastic snake on the floor. I yelled out to my sister, "Good one, Ellen!" I picked up the snake to take it to show her. The snake started moving in my hands and bit me. I had to go to the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML

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By afraidtosleep - 13/10/2012 06:35 - United States - Houston

Today, as I was rushing to get out for work, I opened my door just in time to witness a large snake slither into my home. I had no choice but to lock it inside and go to work. I've now spent several hours searching for it with my friends, and we can't find it. I'm scared to go to sleep. FML

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By uh-oh - 25/03/2012 05:49 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I kicked my dog's toy snake out of my way. Then I realised my dog doesn't have a toy snake. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 03:48 - United States

Today, my roomate informed me that her snake was missing in our apartment again. Apparently, I need to be careful because the snake's attracted to blood. I'm on my period. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2010 07:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend had to be hospitalized to drain poison from a bad spider bite. His mom is convinced that he got it from my house and won't let him come over anymore. I suppose she's right, because guess who found a spider web under their bed today, along with 5 new spider bites? FML

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xthetisx 0

Monday 28 March 2011 23:14

He must be cute, because he's deffinitly not smart

roseydot 0

Monday 28 March 2011 23:15

Guess facing your fears was a load of crap in this case. FYL

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Mr_X100 1

Tuesday 29 March 2011 0:24

oh nooooooooo

tommono4 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 0:26

funny that while a snake is loose in your house you managed to find time to post an FML about it

Guy_Smily 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 0:26

gee I hope it wasn't pregnant and is laying baby snakes all over your house <weg> bwahahaha....

mariet_fml 23

Tuesday 29 March 2011 0:27

You should probably call animal control. It is apparently not poisonous, but they still need to be informed.

EatnBeef 7

Tuesday 29 March 2011 0:27

well he's a dumbass if he bought a poisonous snake. but I sawed what you did there

EatnBeef 7

Tuesday 29 March 2011 0:29

well he's a dumbass if he bought a poisonous snake. but I sawed what you did thereooi

sykokitti 15

Tuesday 29 March 2011 0:31

lmao, hes an idiot

bstha_fml 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 0:35

dumbass

ulicksam 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 0:38

You pick idiots to date.

ZeroTheHero 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 0:42

that really sucks! I'm scared of em too lol

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