By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 17:35 - Canada

Today, I tried to impress the guy I like. He breeds reptiles, and I happen to have a snake and a lizard. I went over to his house to show them off. He opened the door just as my lizard fell between my boobs. He had to help me get it out. FML
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What? He wasn't turned on? You sure?

I'm sure that you both enjoyed ;) hey maybe it'll lead to something more

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Is this the guy from that new youtube show who's building a reptile zoo? :D

What? He wasn't turned on? You sure?

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I'm pretty sure he didn't mind.

Then he put his snake in your secret garden?

Well then the reptiles weren't the only things you showed off. Haha

Well your goal was to impress him...I'm sure that worked.

8I rather like second base... I think I'd like it at least a little bit :)

Sounds like a bit of a coincidence to me....girl loves guy, guy loves reptiles and girls, girl drops reptile down boobs... What more could he want?

Sounds like the beginning of a great porno.

I'm sure that you both enjoyed ;) hey maybe it'll lead to something more

Obviously he enjoyed it. He loves reptiles! I wonder what he feels about fish...

Why is this an FML? It worked, you got to 2nd base already! ;-)

Im sure he enjoyed it and si did you

For real. "like omg the lizard fell in my boobs... Omg help me get him out of my shirt!"

care to explain why you couldn't get a lizard out of your shirt on your own?

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Well I don't see what's wrong, he was probably impressed. ;)

What if she had small tata's? What then??

I don't see how your life sucks, though. This probably raises your chances of a relation/fuck buddy ship

I don't see the problem....

She was probably just embarrasses that she had to have him help her get it out.

This is a "FML".... how??? I don't get it.

Sounds like the beginning of a porno I like