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Is this the guy from that new youtube show who's building a reptile zoo? :D
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What? He wasn't turned on? You sure?
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Show it anywayI'm pretty sure he didn't mind.
Then he put his snake in your secret garden?
Well your goal was to impress him...I'm sure that worked.
8I rather like second base... I think I'd like it at least a little bit :)
Sounds like a bit of a coincidence to me....girl loves guy, guy loves reptiles and girls, girl drops reptile down boobs... What more could he want?
Sounds like the beginning of a great porno.
I'm sure that you both enjoyed ;) hey maybe it'll lead to something more
Why is this an FML? It worked, you got to 2nd base already! ;-)
Im sure he enjoyed it and si did you
He'll call
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Show it anywayI don't see how your life sucks, though. This probably raises your chances of a relation/**** buddy ship
I don't see the problem....
She was probably just embarrasses that she had to have him help her get it out.
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What? He wasn't turned on? You sure?
I'm sure that you both enjoyed ;) hey maybe it'll lead to something more