By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 17:35 - Canada

Today, I tried to impress the guy I like. He breeds reptiles, and I happen to have a snake and a lizard. I went over to his house to show them off. He opened the door just as my lizard fell between my boobs. He had to help me get it out. FML
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What? He wasn't turned on? You sure?

I'm sure that you both enjoyed ;) hey maybe it'll lead to something more

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swgmimi12 3

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Is this the guy from that new youtube show who's building a reptile zoo? :D

What? He wasn't turned on? You sure?

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I'm pretty sure he didn't mind.

Then he put his snake in your secret garden?

Jaimegirl 7

Well then the reptiles weren't the only things you showed off. Haha

Well your goal was to impress him...I'm sure that worked.

8I rather like second base... I think I'd like it at least a little bit :)

Sounds like a bit of a coincidence to me....girl loves guy, guy loves reptiles and girls, girl drops reptile down boobs... What more could he want?

Sounds like the beginning of a great porno.

I'm sure that you both enjoyed ;) hey maybe it'll lead to something more

NoahStaz 3

Obviously he enjoyed it. He loves reptiles! I wonder what he feels about fish...

Why is this an FML? It worked, you got to 2nd base already! ;-)

Im sure he enjoyed it and si did you

MizzErikaHart 8

For real. "like omg the lizard fell in my boobs... Omg help me get him out of my shirt!"

Iwashere12345 0

care to explain why you couldn't get a lizard out of your shirt on your own?

alliewillie 22

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rebekahah 7

Well I don't see what's wrong, he was probably impressed. ;)

crinx034 0

What if she had small tata's? What then??

I don't see how your life sucks, though. This probably raises your chances of a relation/fuck buddy ship

I don't see the problem....

She was probably just embarrasses that she had to have him help her get it out.

SmittyJA24 26

This is a "FML".... how??? I don't get it.

lindseyluvszac 4

Sounds like the beginning of a porno I like