FML : Today, I tried to impress the guy I like. He breeds reptiles, and I happen to have a snake and a lizard. I went over to his house to show them off. He...

Today, I tried to impress the guy I like. He breeds reptiles, and I happen to have a snake and a lizard. I went over to his house to show them off. He opened the door just as my lizard fell between my boobs. He had to help me get it out. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Tuesday 30 August 2011 17:35 / Canada

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By JenDanielle917 | 13

#3207711 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:05

What? He wasn't turned on? You sure?

By indistructo | 3

#3207726 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:06

I'm sure that you both enjoyed ;) hey maybe it'll lead to something more

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By swgmimi12 | 3

#3207709 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:05

first

Friaza | 29

#3207742 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:07

Is this the guy from that new youtube show who's building a reptile zoo? :D

loveexgirl | 15

#3207749 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:07

Wrong

By JenDanielle917 | 13

#3207711 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:05

What? He wasn't turned on? You sure?

Keyman1212 | 14

#3207756 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:07

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Friaza | 29

#3207809 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:12

I'm pretty sure he didn't mind.

FFPulley | 9

#3207838 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:14

Then he put his snake in your secret garden?

Jaimegirl | 7

#3207882 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:19

Well then the reptiles weren't the only things you showed off. Haha

Zya_fml | 8

#3207916 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:24

Well your goal was to impress him...I'm sure that worked.

chellexx | 0

#3207946 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:28

8I rather like second base... I think I'd like it at least a little bit :)

Primal | 1

#3207981 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:34

Sounds like a bit of a coincidence to me....girl loves guy, guy loves reptiles and girls, girl drops reptile down boobs... What more could he want?

ItsTheKing | 10

#3208102 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:52

Sounds like the beginning of a great porno.

By indistructo | 3

#3207726 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:06

I'm sure that you both enjoyed ;) hey maybe it'll lead to something more

NoahStaz | 3

#3208004 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:39

Obviously he enjoyed it. He loves reptiles! I wonder what he feels about fish...

purplecowchik | 5

#3208175 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 1:05

Why is this an FML? It worked, you got to 2nd base already! ;-)

By iampetard | 0

#3207728 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:06

Im sure he enjoyed it and si did you

MizzErikaHart | 8

#3208167 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 1:04

For real. "like omg the lizard fell in my boobs... Omg help me get him out of my shirt!"

By bloodmonk115 | 3

#3207730 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:06

He'll call

By Iwashere12345 | 0

#3207737 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:06

care to explain why you couldn't get a lizard out of your shirt on your own?

alliewillie | 22

#3207828 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:13

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By rebekahah | 7

#3207744 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:07

Well I don't see what's wrong, he was probably impressed. ;)

crinx034 | 0

#3207988 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:36

What if she had small tata's? What then??

By NNiiKKiiEE | 3

#3207745 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:07

I don't see how your life sucks, though. This probably raises your chances of a relation/fuck buddy ship

By merc302 | 1

#3207747 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:07

I don't see the problem....

sunrise1234 | 3

#3208154 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:59

She was probably just embarrasses that she had to have him help her get it out.

SmittyJA24 | 26

#3208165 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 1:03

This is a "FML".... how???

I don't get it.

By lindseyluvszac | 4

#3207751 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:07

Sounds like the beginning of a porno I like

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