Today, I tried to impress the guy I like. He breeds reptiles, and I happen to have a snake and a lizard. I went over to his house to show them off. He opened the door just as my lizard fell between my boobs. He had to help me get it out. FML
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JenDanielle917
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What? He wasn't turned on? You sure?
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indistructo
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I'm sure that you both enjoyed ;) hey maybe it'll lead to something more
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swgmimi12
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first
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Friaza
| 29
Is this the guy from that new youtube show who's building a reptile zoo? :D
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loveexgirl
| 15
Wrong
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JenDanielle917
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What? He wasn't turned on? You sure?
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Keyman1212
| 14
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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Friaza
| 29
I'm pretty sure he didn't mind.
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FFPulley
| 9
Then he put his snake in your secret garden?
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Jaimegirl
| 7
Well then the reptiles weren't the only things you showed off. Haha
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Zya_fml
| 8
Well your goal was to impress him...I'm sure that worked.
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chellexx
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8I rather like second base... I think I'd like it at least a little bit :)
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Primal
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Sounds like a bit of a coincidence to me....girl loves guy, guy loves reptiles and girls, girl drops reptile down boobs... What more could he want?
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ItsTheKing
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Sounds like the beginning of a great porno.
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indistructo
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I'm sure that you both enjoyed ;) hey maybe it'll lead to something more
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NoahStaz
| 3
Obviously he enjoyed it. He loves reptiles! I wonder what he feels about fish...
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purplecowchik
| 5
Why is this an FML? It worked, you got to 2nd base already! ;-)
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iampetard
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Im sure he enjoyed it and si did you
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MizzErikaHart
| 8
For real. "like omg the lizard fell in my boobs... Omg help me get him out of my shirt!"
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bloodmonk115
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He'll call
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Iwashere12345
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care to explain why you couldn't get a lizard out of your shirt on your own?
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alliewillie
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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rebekahah
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Well I don't see what's wrong, he was probably impressed. ;)
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crinx034
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What if she had small tata's? What then??
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NNiiKKiiEE
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I don't see how your life sucks, though. This probably raises your chances of a relation/fuck buddy ship
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merc302
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I don't see the problem....
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sunrise1234
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She was probably just embarrasses that she had to have him help her get it out.
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SmittyJA24
| 26
This is a "FML".... how???
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
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lindseyluvszac
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Sounds like the beginning of a porno I like