Love and Holidays: Today, my date for this weekend called and asked if he could...

By CorinnenotaplanB - 28/07/2018 01:30

Today, my date for this weekend called and asked if he could bring his possible new girlfriend on our weekend getaway as well. FML

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By waterspike - 29/01/2010 13:18 - France

Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML

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Take a number

By Anonymous - 09/09/2019 00:01

Today, the guy I've been flirting with for a week, and would be meeting in two days, sent me a message that he wouldn't be able to text me this evening because he'll be on a date. FML

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You deserved it 275

You fool

By Anonymous - 25/10/2024 12:00 - Germany - Hamburg

Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54

You deserved it 1 631

By jimmy_poison - 09/02/2015 00:19 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 238

You deserved it 2 940

By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 501

You deserved it 4 260

By newmoongirl1036 - 13/07/2015 02:03 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 987

You deserved it 3 363

By FriendZone - 03/03/2017 16:00 - United States - Abington

Today, after what I thought was several weeks of flirting with a coworker, I asked her out on a date. She asked if it could be a double date, and I said yes. I brought a friend, she brought her husband. FML

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You deserved it 2 037

By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 21:18 - Argentina

Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML

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You deserved it 3 297

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2020 03:31 - India - Bangalore

Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who insisted that I go with him to his friend's house party to meet people and socialize, as I'm new to the city. When I got there, I realised he had invited two other girls as his date as well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 026

You deserved it 155

By anonymous - 24/10/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

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You deserved it 4 076

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 28 July 2018 2:56

Hell, yeah! On the drive, play that song “don’t you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?” and establish your dominance!

FishyFishy 12

Saturday 28 July 2018 2:18

Is it possible it might just be his new girlfriend and him on the trip now?

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FishyFishy 12

Saturday 28 July 2018 2:18

Is it possible it might just be his new girlfriend and him on the trip now?

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 28 July 2018 2:56

Hell, yeah! On the drive, play that song “don’t you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?” and establish your dominance!

Charlie Given 26

Saturday 28 July 2018 6:19

Wow should've said sure only if I can bring whips, chains and my gimp 😈😏

bluhbluhbluh 14

Saturday 28 July 2018 11:19

You need to get away.

Gundel 22

Saturday 28 July 2018 18:16

I hope you said "No!"

fabs1171 23

Saturday 28 July 2018 19:06

Just make sure when you’re all having sex, you’re not sitting in the corner wanking (I know, OP is a chick) while they go for it

Cali 54

Friday 3 August 2018 19:33

Meta.

ChakatBlackstar 29

Saturday 28 July 2018 21:50

Aaaaaand? Inquiring minds want to find out what happened next!

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Today, my mom kicked me out of the house because I missed my curfew and overslept at my boyfriend’s house. She said she’d let me back in on one condition: that I was still a virgin. My boyfriend’s parents won’t let me live with him. I’m currently staying in the Walmart restroom. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of a year told me he is at the point in his life where he is ready to start a family, get married and have a baby. He also casually stated that he wished he could meet someone he could see himself settling down with. FML

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Today, I got several angry messages on Facebook, demanding to know how I could cheat on my wife. They didn't believe me when I said I had no idea what they meant. Turns out my wife made a sarcastic post about my "new mistress". She was talking about Fallout 4. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 332

You deserved it 3 022

Today, after work I came home to find my sons trying to use my tampons as Nerf darts. FML

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You deserved it 330

Today, my boss told me I got my new job because she rejected candidates that seemed "too confident" or "too pretty." FML

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You deserved it 3 034

Today, I weighed myself for the first time in a while and confirmed that I have put on a few pounds. I was feeling a bit down about it. I went to work and on arriving a workmate I hadn't seen in a while gave me a hug. She said, "I love hugging you, you're so nice and squishy." FML

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Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML

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You deserved it 32 879

Today, I finally found out who has been sending me hate letters, it's my husband's ex-wife. They've been divorced for 7 years. FML

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You deserved it 3 390

Same thing different taste

Take a number

You fool

Don't hate the player…

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