By Matt - 29/08/2010 04:53 - Canada

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Today, I took my date out for dinner to a seafood restaurant and she ordered expensive prawns. Later, when we had sex, she started to complain about her stomach hurting and then had diarrhea for hours. Great job prawns. FML
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I took my date to a seafood restaurant once, also, but there was a fight. Yeah, some fish got battered.

Did she go to the bathroom before having diarrhea or were you guys still in bed when that happened?

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you can never go wrong with italian food bro.

must love Italian food<3 but sucks for you OP and for your date :/ she must feel embaresd and bad :/ not fun getting diarrhea

OP is the person who posted the fml.

6, it means "original poster. " Seriously, OP cock blocked by the prawns.

OP means orgasmic penis

I declare number 21 oficially epic :]

What are "job prawns"? Commas are your friends.

YOU GOT PRAWNED

Haha, this reminds me of a chess game I played with my friend a while ago. I killed one of his pawns and he exclaims "Ah!!! You ate my prawn!" *Wipes tear from eye with forefinger and a smile* Gotta love the good ol' days. On a side note, why did you mention the prawns were expensive, OP? Trying to show off how much money you have, hmm?

And #21, I think you held the camera wrong when you took the picture.

Shouldve proceeded with anal <3

some sexpensive prawns they were, huh

op: optimus prime. HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO ESLABLISH THIS?

dirty sanchez anyone???? :) yuck digusting. lol

well were you planning on taking her out to a nice seafood dinner and never calling her again?

Anchorman reference FTW! :D

were they from the Gulf of Mexico?

Doesnt matter had sex

I took my date to a seafood restaurant once, also, but there was a fight. Yeah, some fish got battered.

terrible, terrible pun.

That's what makes it good.

7 I wish my hair stayed blue it went to Green both timesD:

#7....comment WIN!!!

more like COD block (like the fish.... well you try making a better pun)

I read that as "Call of Duty block" &gt;.

At least you got to have sex.

pepto bismol :D

Did she go to the bathroom before having diarrhea or were you guys still in bed when that happened?

she got it all ova you while you were in side of her:p

omg how about if ur dick went up her ass after she went to the bathroom and u take ur dick out only to see pooh on it! ewww lool tht wud smell nd be slimy ! maybe even sexy for u haha! ;)

and if he wasn't wearing any protection he might even get his dick infected. then it would be an FHL for him.

aw shit man that wld be nasty!! XD

I guess your penis just had to go shrimp for the night...