By pinchy - 07/03/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was taking me out to eat to his favorite restaurant. He said I could order whatever I wanted and he'd pay for it. He took me to Red Lobster, knowing full well that I'm allergic to seafood. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 954
You deserved it 4 632

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They do have chicken & steak . . .

Kefka91 15

I s'pose this is a bad time to tell you that he also has crabs then... fyl


Kefka91 15

I s'pose this is a bad time to tell you that he also has crabs then... fyl

your avatar is cool mate.

lol mines better

knockknock_fml 0

that's a sign OP. He wants to enjoy his life and he is not going to compromise. FYL indeed.

Am I the only one to notice #1's awesome name?! Come on people!

sourgirl101 28

Not compromise? Who's not the one compromising? It's his "favorite" restaurant. Does this mean he's no long able to eat there because the OP doesn't realize there are non seafood items on the menu?

sara8866 8

Ok so order the steak duhhhhh!!!!!!!

BahahahLOL 0

he's also Justin Bieber's baby daddy

Umm... How sweet. Lol.

59- I know right, at the same time it's like, WTF are u people talking about

Gondile 4

OP is retarded, there are fine steaks at Red Lobster!

Step 1: Order seven lobster tails Step 2: Stare at them Step 3: ??? Step 4: Revenge!

23, you're not alone.

NbrL13 2

#23? why is #1's name cool? what does Kefka means? #23 yours is so uncool!!!

amandajlucas2015 2

Just be happy he's paying for it on his own will lol couldve made u pay for it

Just eat the cheesy rolls they have then... I could eat a whole basket full of those lol

krazy_glu3 0

for real! that's what I always ate since I hate seafood. those are SO good!! now I want some...

iR0ckSkinnys 3

Haha I love your picture! That glasses statue is awesome:]

AsianCookie247 14

haha those are so good

sk8rchick97 0

they have chicken dishes there too.. how is this an FML?

impatientsnake 4

and ur dating this guy fail.

I_R_Genius 3

And your spelling is fail.

Andy08642 0

and his face is a fail

that's fucked up .... hahahahahaha funny though >.<

They serve steak n fries n drinks order a shitload of them!!! :)

cheex87 0

lmao! I hope that you're at least old enough to drink so that you can make the best of it!

you're never too young to drink

I acree completely

dump the insensitive bastard!

were you crabby afterwards?

perhaps her rage caused her to evolve into kingler.

Girlfriend used Rage against Boyfriend! It's super-effective!

carcinogan 0


LMFAO! I lol'd so hard 68 and 57. fuckin' win!

after going to red lobster with him did you close up the pink pussy just to get him back??

They do have chicken & steak . . .

not just any steak either, there steak is what made the restaurant so popular.

I'd have ordered various expensive things anyway. He'd have to pay for it.