Today, I surprised my girlfriend with origami roses, as I am highly allergic to real ones. Her response? To scream at me and slam the door in my face. FML
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ThePaperDragon
| 31
But origami flowers are adorable! :(
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RichardPencil
| 30
You should have used dollar bills as the origami paper. If you used hundreds, you’d be getting laid for months!
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Wintermelons
| 19
Someone must not have been feeling rosy!
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ThePaperDragon
| 31
But origami flowers are adorable! :(
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RichardPencil
| 30
How did I guess you’d comment on this one?
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ThePaperDragon
| 31
Haha! It must be the username. ^_^
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donb23
| 23
so are you!
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Glowworm56
| 25
Real roses don't last very long anyway.
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Aurora25
| 26
Why are you with such a bitch?
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RichardPencil
| 30
You should have used dollar bills as the origami paper. If you used hundreds, you’d be getting laid for months!
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Slim87R
| 6
Now is the time to throw down!
You must enter the gauntlet of rosedom and prove once and for all that she is worth the fire and fury!
Or, you know, date someone who isn't crazy.
You must enter the gauntlet of rosedom and prove once and for all that she is worth the fire and fury!
Or, you know, date someone who isn't crazy.
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Moxie Mettle
| 10
What. A. Right. Cunt. Fuck that's awesome you made those for her.
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Bubbilility
| 27
Clearly it took OP so long to make the flowers everyone assumed he was dead. His girlfriend clearly didn't take too kindly to a ghost on her front porch.
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sharond23
| 10
I hope you dump her sorry ass. what a bitch!!
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tounces7
| 27
I mean are you just now seeing that she's psycho?