By AllergicToRosesAndSingle - 15/02/2018 01:30
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But origami flowers are adorable! :(
How did I guess you’d comment on this one?
Haha! It must be the username. ^_^
so are you!
Real roses don't last very long anyway.
You should have used dollar bills as the origami paper. If you used hundreds, you’d be getting laid for months!
Now is the time to throw down! You must enter the gauntlet of rosedom and prove once and for all that she is worth the fire and fury! Or, you know, date someone who isn't crazy.
What. A. Right. Cunt. Fuck that's awesome you made those for her.
Clearly it took OP so long to make the flowers everyone assumed he was dead. His girlfriend clearly didn't take too kindly to a ghost on her front porch.
I hope you dump her sorry ass. what a bitch!!
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But origami flowers are adorable! :(
You should have used dollar bills as the origami paper. If you used hundreds, you’d be getting laid for months!