Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and my heart is shattered to pieces. The worst part is we are supposed to go on vacation together in a week, and neither of us is backing out, or giving the other the room, so it looks like we’ll be staying together on vacation for 11 days straight. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML
Today, my boyfriend used the "this isn't working, we need to talk" line on me. How nice of him to wait this long to do so, just days after we returned from the expensive Caribbean holiday that I paid for. FML
Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML
Today, I told my husband that after fifteen years of marriage, I wanted a divorce. His first question was whether or not he could still go on the family cruise my parents are paying for in May. FML
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Greendaycheese 12
Push him off of the cruise ship! >:)
xlord 27
Guess who's sleeping on the couch in your suite?
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Comments (202)
gman90210 18
Just hook up and make him sleep on deck lounge chair
deltoramastr 12
Maybe you can work things out on the cruise?
WhatsAKate4 6
Make sure to dress up real sexy and flirt with every guy you see right in front of him. Then tell him you two should have dinner together at a restaurant and flirt with the waiter or bus boy the whole time. I would have fun with that one, girl. He deserves it.
heyyitsemilia 11
Break up with him before the cruise. That way he loses out on money and gets what he has coming to him.
aligater10 7
This is your time to have some real fun!!!
Dawkenz 3
have sex with as many dudes you can and do it in your cabin. Make sure to put a tie on the door also ;)
DonLeprikawn 5
Go on the cruise have fun, and bring a hot guy back to the room and ride him like rodeo bull, that should ruin the trip for dick boyfriend
jessiejamesp 11
I would say to bad looks like your losing out. You shouldn't be going with him after that
Europa75 2
If you must go with him, hook up with a hotter dude on the ship