Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and my heart is shattered to pieces. The worst part is we are supposed to go on vacation together in a week, and neither of us is backing out, or giving the other the room, so it looks like we’ll be staying together on vacation for 11 days straight. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML
Today, my boyfriend used the "this isn't working, we need to talk" line on me. How nice of him to wait this long to do so, just days after we returned from the expensive Caribbean holiday that I paid for. FML
Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML
Today, I told my husband that after fifteen years of marriage, I wanted a divorce. His first question was whether or not he could still go on the family cruise my parents are paying for in May. FML
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Greendaycheese 12
Push him off of the cruise ship! >:)
xlord 27
Guess who's sleeping on the couch in your suite?
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Comments (202)
6202128015 0
Why would you use a stapler?
kaceemae 7
No one is forcing you to go
JLIsaacs 0
Buy the insurance for your cruise..... If it is through Carnival, the insurance only costs about $50, so he can get his money back, and you can still get your vacation!
rawrlolfmlf123 4
Maybe he'll realize he doesn't want to break up after the cruise because of all the fun y'all had together (: yeah
Kuramasan_fml 12
Please bring some guy back to your cabin to mess with him as much as he is messing with you. Revenge. Make sure the person is hot!
enchantxxx 0
But good chance for u to meet a handsome new guy to fling with on the cruise!! Blessing in disguise girl!
coolbrony12 3
If you said YDI your a narrow minded douche
MiamiHeatLover 0
FYL is all I can say. What an asshole!
bridgetv25 8
Meet a new guy on the cruise!!
BVBAArockergirl 4
I wouldn't take him. Not worth it and he doesn't deserve to go.