Today, my boyfriend told me he was going out tonight to celebrate his ex-but-still-friends-girlfriend's birthday at a local club and hopes I wasn't offended that I wasn't invited. I sure am offended; we have the same birthday. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of a year went to a wedding. He didn't invite me, he took his ex instead. I saw it all on Instagram. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
Today, I got out of work, and just wanted to relax after a stressful day. Instead, I came home to a surprise birthday party that my boyfriend set up. My birthday isn't even until next week, and I secretly hate two of the people he invited. FML
Today, I went to an old boyfriend's birthday party. An annoying friend suggested that we should try dating again. We were both with our new partners, who were standing nearby when she said that. FML
Today, my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend got into a fight about when my birthday is. They were both wrong. FML
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
Today, rather than get me a birthday present, my boyfriend just got angry that I got gifts from other people. Apparently, it "made him feel guilty." FML
Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
Today, a couple of days after my boyfriend came on a night out with my friends but made us leave early as he had an early work shift, he's now spent the last two nights out with his friends, late, and all my friends are busy and a bit peeved at us taking off early the other night. FML
Today, I should be spending my birthday with my boyfriend of 8 months. Instead he's visiting his ex, who's pregnant with a baby that "may or may not be" his. FML
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djb23 0
yeah are you sure he's your boyfriend?
Avaquin 0
wow, that sucks. and he sucks.
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Comments (173)
evilnixon 0
This is exactly what I was thinking. If they are such good friends then why doesn't she want you to come? Kind of gives off the vibes that maybe she's still not over him and vice versa. I say dump him. It may suck at first but eventually you'll move on and find someone else. If you stay you'll just be walked on like this and it won't stop hurting. Lastly I just want to wish you a happy birthday!
viadomus815 0
Dump him, but happy birthday =)
AlexZB 0
what are the odds! haha
yellowIA 0
i hope u dump him thumbs down boooo.
JOJOROCKSZ142 0
wow this sucksz. but hey the good thing is yu kan go out and do the same thing. and get home after he does and dont kall or text the whole time. then he will be mad and yu happy =D HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
GreenAlbatross 3
Keep him in the relationship until it's his birthday, then tell him to meet you at some restaurant for a birthday surprise. Go to a club instead and while you're on the dance floor, call him 30 minutes after the arranged meeting time and break up with him over the phone. Find some guy who actually deserves you, and never speak to the jackass again. Yay! Revenge is fun!
1073kat 0
no one gives a ******* shit loser **** these i hate that 98% of fml's are ones my boyfriend this and my boyfriend that, **** OFF. youre so boring.
Shyman4ever 0
YDI for having the same birthday.
WthHappened 0
your bf is a dipshit.. dump his ass
cherry_blossom 0
My thoughts exactly, Artandlove. Cuddling and talking with my boyfriend > partying with friends. It's about the time spent together and connecting and getting to know each other more and more everyday. OP: That really blows. He obviously isn't worth your time. Dump his ass.