Today, my boyfriend told me he was going out tonight to celebrate his ex-but-still-friends-girlfriend's birthday at a local club and hopes I wasn't offended that I wasn't invited. I sure am offended; we have the same birthday. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend of a year went to a wedding. He didn't invite me, he took his ex instead. I saw it all on Instagram. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
Today, I got out of work, and just wanted to relax after a stressful day. Instead, I came home to a surprise birthday party that my boyfriend set up. My birthday isn't even until next week, and I secretly hate two of the people he invited. FML
Today, I went to an old boyfriend's birthday party. An annoying friend suggested that we should try dating again. We were both with our new partners, who were standing nearby when she said that. FML
Today, my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend got into a fight about when my birthday is. They were both wrong. FML
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
Today, rather than get me a birthday present, my boyfriend just got angry that I got gifts from other people. Apparently, it "made him feel guilty." FML
Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
Today, a couple of days after my boyfriend came on a night out with my friends but made us leave early as he had an early work shift, he's now spent the last two nights out with his friends, late, and all my friends are busy and a bit peeved at us taking off early the other night. FML
Today, I should be spending my birthday with my boyfriend of 8 months. Instead he's visiting his ex, who's pregnant with a baby that "may or may not be" his. FML
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djb23 0
yeah are you sure he's your boyfriend?
Avaquin 0
wow, that sucks. and he sucks.
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Comments (173)
Diligent17 4
Come on at least he considered your feelings before hand. He was just trying to have fun partying his friends once in a while. You can let ur bf miss one of ur bdays. Still that is an Fml.
thesismate 3
F your birthday.
fuzluv95 0
i'm sorry that really sucks! happy late birthday, and if i were you, i'd dump the pathetic loser who was stupid enough to either forget your birtdhay or not CARE that it was your birthday. it's just what i'd do, though.
drkangl8dj 0
Hmmm you must be blone or just really THAT ******* dumb
JOLiiE_fml 0
what a jerk :( dump his ass!
pink_pimptress 0
please! tell me you're not still w/ him!
catherinee 0
Dump him :)
nadiahaha 0
omgah , three words : dump him now . And step on his feet while yr at it . AND throw the most kick ass party ever . Although this is late advice , I hope you did throw the most kick ass party ever :D
AnGelZzArKeEh 0
OMG dump him
AloysiusWeasley 15
A-men to that. I've tried in numerous relationships to be cool about an ex or two remaining friends with my guy, only to see it come back and bite me in the ass, each and every time. Never again. As for "bros before hoes", I turned it around on my last guy. He used it a few too many times, so when I wanted girl time, I just told him "hoes before bros!". God, he hated that! xD