Today, my boyfriend told me he was going out tonight to celebrate his ex-but-still-friends-girlfriend's birthday at a local club and hopes I wasn't offended that I wasn't invited. I sure am offended; we have the same birthday. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of a year went to a wedding. He didn't invite me, he took his ex instead. I saw it all on Instagram. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
Today, I got out of work, and just wanted to relax after a stressful day. Instead, I came home to a surprise birthday party that my boyfriend set up. My birthday isn't even until next week, and I secretly hate two of the people he invited. FML
Today, I went to an old boyfriend's birthday party. An annoying friend suggested that we should try dating again. We were both with our new partners, who were standing nearby when she said that. FML
Today, my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend got into a fight about when my birthday is. They were both wrong. FML
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
Today, rather than get me a birthday present, my boyfriend just got angry that I got gifts from other people. Apparently, it "made him feel guilty." FML
Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
Today, a couple of days after my boyfriend came on a night out with my friends but made us leave early as he had an early work shift, he's now spent the last two nights out with his friends, late, and all my friends are busy and a bit peeved at us taking off early the other night. FML
Today, I should be spending my birthday with my boyfriend of 8 months. Instead he's visiting his ex, who's pregnant with a baby that "may or may not be" his. FML
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djb23 0
yeah are you sure he's your boyfriend?
Avaquin 0
wow, that sucks. and he sucks.
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Chibes 0
>.< Thats disgusting. I say lose the chump. Its obvious he has more than friendly feelings for her if he chooses to go to her birthday party then be with you. Even if you had no party planned he should have wanted to spend that day with you instead of an ex.
dramakat11 0
Wow, fyl. Forgetting your birthday is seriously ****** up but possibly forgivable. What is NOT forgivable, in my opinion, is him going to a party, for his ex no less, without you. The only parties he should go to without you are guys-only gatherings. Staying friends with an ex will cause serious jealousy and strife in a relationship. Unless his ex is like his bff or something I think he's out of line even having such a close friendship with her still. I say dump him.
lmmmr 0
That's really immature.
azbycx 0
Oh wow, my ex girlfriend and current girlfriend both share the same birthday too, what are the odds? I almost shat myself when I figured that out. It's soooo creepy.
ditzyxp 0
kinda sounds more like he's cheating on you. D: dump his ass !
capital_seven 0
Oh. Crap. My condolences, OP. Give him a piece of your mind.
nunyabznez 0
Well, ...Happy Birthday!
jaybirdka 0
you do realize that they are still ******* right???
murderofcrows 0
Dump him. Why put up with his shit, thus letting him get away with it and think its okay? Check his ass, obviously he needs it.
Yooh_Plus_Meh 0
Happy Birthday. D:
lazylacey 0
I wish my next bf doesn't have exs as friends... that's gonna suck... sorry OP ;( I don't stay friends with exes they're exes for a reason......
jaybirdka 0
Exactly, exes are exes for a reason. I've never wanted to "still be friends" with my ex g/f's
AloysiusWeasley 15
Exactly, and that's precisely the way I say it, too.