Today, my boyfriend told me he was going out tonight to celebrate his ex-but-still-friends-girlfriend's birthday at a local club and hopes I wasn't offended that I wasn't invited. I sure am offended; we have the same birthday. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of a year went to a wedding. He didn't invite me, he took his ex instead. I saw it all on Instagram. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
Today, I got out of work, and just wanted to relax after a stressful day. Instead, I came home to a surprise birthday party that my boyfriend set up. My birthday isn't even until next week, and I secretly hate two of the people he invited. FML
Today, I went to an old boyfriend's birthday party. An annoying friend suggested that we should try dating again. We were both with our new partners, who were standing nearby when she said that. FML
Today, my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend got into a fight about when my birthday is. They were both wrong. FML
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
Today, rather than get me a birthday present, my boyfriend just got angry that I got gifts from other people. Apparently, it "made him feel guilty." FML
Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
Today, a couple of days after my boyfriend came on a night out with my friends but made us leave early as he had an early work shift, he's now spent the last two nights out with his friends, late, and all my friends are busy and a bit peeved at us taking off early the other night. FML
Today, I should be spending my birthday with my boyfriend of 8 months. Instead he's visiting his ex, who's pregnant with a baby that "may or may not be" his. FML
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djb23 0
yeah are you sure he's your boyfriend?
Avaquin 0
wow, that sucks. and he sucks.
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Comments (173)
luke_dawg2 0
Happy Birthday! now kick his dumb ass to the curb!
bitten09 0
Kick him to the curb!!!
darkmis1 18
if hes gonna pick his ex over you, then you need to dump his sorry ass-hes not worth it!
Weary_fml 0
Did you tell him it bothered you? If so, and he still went, dump him. If you didn't say anything then YDI. If you did, then FYL. But either way, he's not that great of a boyfriend if he was willing to leave you to party with an ex,.
animejen1988 9
Honestly, in this situation, I think it should be a given that it would bother her. She shouldn't have to say "yeah, I mind you choosing your ex over me on our birthday." It's a dick move whether or not he knows it bothers her.
cactus_fml 0
Oh shit, I would have bitched him the **** out. "Sorry honey, I can't see you on your birthday, I'm going to see my ex-girlfriend instead." Really? What a dick.
AnneFTW 17
OMG that's horrible! Did you tell him it was your birthday? He honestly might've just forgotten if you only told him once months ago.. but still that's pretty awful!
NSZ 0
If you aren't going to dump his sorry ass then you need conseling. He is a prick and nobody deserves someone like him.
anonymous567 1
he's a dick, FYL. but happy birthday.
misstaylatot 0
dump that douchebag.
NSZ 0
If you aren't going to dump his sorry ass then you need conseling. He is a prick and nobody deserves someone like him.