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  dsf190  |  34

Me: "Happy bday!" Friend: "Oh, it's not my birthday silly! I just changed my birthday on Facebook because I like this day better :)" Me: Are you fucking kidding me.. True story.

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  S182  |  13

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  JerryH  |  13

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  poccocurantes  |  13

James Bond and the Marlborough man. They charm the ladies, beat up the bad guys, rope steers, know how to pick the right champagne and never forget their girlfriends birthday.

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  tararochelle  |  13

Real men know what matters to girls... And usually dates matter. My boyfriend learned quickly you get the best sex when you get to the girls heart, by rememberin the little things :) you should try it.

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  joshiepo0  |  13

In my opinion a real man is someone who treats ladies with respect, which includes remember her birthday, and does not treat their women poorly or like they are a piece a property. Yes all women look for different things in a man, whether it be masculinity or a more sensitive side, but all men should be respectful and chivalrous.

By  Beckleyy  |  20

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  I_iz_B_a_troll  |  37

Most Intelligent Little Fornicator is what I was going for, actually. I guess I should've explained myself! Besides, I'm not a huge fan of moles. If anything, it'd be a freckle in a fedora that'd catch my eye...

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