Today, my boyfriend told me he was going out tonight to celebrate his ex-but-still-friends-girlfriend's birthday at a local club and hopes I wasn't offended that I wasn't invited. I sure am offended; we have the same birthday. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend of a year went to a wedding. He didn't invite me, he took his ex instead. I saw it all on Instagram. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
Today, I got out of work, and just wanted to relax after a stressful day. Instead, I came home to a surprise birthday party that my boyfriend set up. My birthday isn't even until next week, and I secretly hate two of the people he invited. FML
Today, I went to an old boyfriend's birthday party. An annoying friend suggested that we should try dating again. We were both with our new partners, who were standing nearby when she said that. FML
Today, my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend got into a fight about when my birthday is. They were both wrong. FML
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
Today, rather than get me a birthday present, my boyfriend just got angry that I got gifts from other people. Apparently, it "made him feel guilty." FML
Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
Today, a couple of days after my boyfriend came on a night out with my friends but made us leave early as he had an early work shift, he's now spent the last two nights out with his friends, late, and all my friends are busy and a bit peeved at us taking off early the other night. FML
Today, I should be spending my birthday with my boyfriend of 8 months. Instead he's visiting his ex, who's pregnant with a baby that "may or may not be" his. FML
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djb23 0
yeah are you sure he's your boyfriend?
Avaquin 0
wow, that sucks. and he sucks.
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AntiChrist7 0
YDI. Get a decent boyfriend next time, not the first ass you see
diabetic_rage 0
you dumb **** those are 4 words. GTFO!
cljc 1
dump him. happy birthday :)
jessxoxo28 5
dump his ass. and happy b-day :)
AriesPrincess91 0
thats four words , u moron
0___0 9
Artandlove 'Bros before hoes' isn't idiotic, at least for me anyway. You just have to be good at "bros"/bad at choosing "hoes" :P I guess I'm different than you, though. Because I'm not friends with people who don't talk to me or talk behind my back. I only consider my "best friends" as actual friends I'd put before my significant other, though. The people you'd call 'just a friend' would probably be 'people I know/see on a regular basis and don't absolutely hate' for me. 'Bros before hoes' makes sense because = [best friend I've known for years > guy I just met & am dating]. If your boyfriend has such a good relationship with you and is so nice, he was PROBABLY your friend before you started dating. So.. if you were dating someone that you didn't like as much as him & you were still friends with your current boyfriend, you'd still put the person you're dating before him? I think that's stupid. You should put whoever you're friends with more first. Your boyfriend can be a best friend AND boyfriend. So then the 'bros before hoes' works.. because in your case, your boyfriend is the 'bro' and your friends are ******* hoes (from the sounds of it at least).
winemysavior 4
wow what a jerk. set him straight hun! a person like that is always trouble. i would tell him what's what or dump him for being a tool
kbabel 0
all of you are ****** retarded and i feel awful for this girl, he means that hes going out tonight to celebrate her birthday, but she is no longer his girlfriend, he broke up wit her dumbasses !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
diabetic_rage 0
cool story, bro.
PlasticPopsicle 0
FYL, dump that douchebag!
rustyrox 0
pretty sure you should be affended regardless