By Anonymous - 30/08/2010 06:02 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told everyone I queef during sex. Even his parents are calling me "Cooter Pooter." FML
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FFML_314 11

Your boyfriend is an arsehole.

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ThegiantNinja 0

Seriously, some of you talk like you're still stuck in prepuberty. Especially #26. A "queef" is nothing more but trapped air which gets out. There is not even any fragrance to it. Therefore it does have NOTHING to do with hygienics. There should be mandatory IQ tests for individuals wanting to use the internet. Just like a driver license.

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phorcep 0

lolz. sounds like he lives in a trailer.

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ThegiantNinja 0

That is true. However the noise itself is being triggered when part of that pushed in air "leaks out" (for a lack of a better word).

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arianylas 3

Wow what an immature jerk. You only queef because he's pushing the air in there. There are techniques he can use to avoid or minimize that. Why not tell everyone your boyfriend is inexperienced in bed? At least his humiliation would be deserved.

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Lisa89 3

Acually it's due to his either, small penis or his bad tecnique that most likely causes it... So tecnically it's kind of his fault. He should learn tecniques to stop it from happening...

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bluecat_fml 0

agreed! small penis pushes a great amount is air inside, so u should tell everyone, this particular fact abt him :)

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andyfreay 1

my girlfriend queefs too!! ima call her cooter scooter =D

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kingtuna 0

Thats caused by too much cheese in the VaJeJe, is your name Suzy Rotten Crotch?

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deathluv11 0

no it's nott! do not know anything about sex?

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