By Anonymous - 04/05/2012 20:57 - Netherlands - Uithoorn

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Today, my boyfriend thought it was a good show of etiquette to answer a text message from his ex, while he was still inside me. FML
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OffToTheGayBar 9
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BF: Oh, hold your orgasm a second, babe. OP: Why? BF: *Texts* I sent that bitch a smiley face. Bitches love smiley faces.

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KaySL 24
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*grammar Same to you, you moronic cunt.

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christ101 2

It is ediquette

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Yerg 0

Dont be a grammer nazi if you dont know how to spell it either. It just makes you look dumb.

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KaySL 24
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*grammar Same to you, you moronic cunt.

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GoW_Chick 14

Oh thank you! This thread was great I love stupid people. :D

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hutch66 13
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18- You know what else makes you look dumb? Being a hypocritical idiot

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phantumgrey 6

People who take their own picture in mirrors are complete morons too!

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GoW_Chick 14

Ah yes but we are sexy morons ;)

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tothenifty 1
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u have a Barbie pic for ur profile...

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cayytee 0

yes but that picture is funny.

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thatoneguy79 10

Edickette is he proper spelling for this situation.

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ohmandapants 16
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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penguin_princess 0

Fail. 1 and 18 fail at spelling..

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XxchristinasmhxX 0
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I know this is random but I absolutely love blood on the dance floor to!

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amy1_1bee 0

Fuckin PWND.

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twinny_sc 13

What an idiot.

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Il_Maestro 6
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Exactly, such an idiot. Have some respect and stop bothering him with trivial things such as sex when he's in the middle of a text!

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spazz666 18
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#2- I read this in Hermione Granger's voice.

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thiscrazything 1

He gives new meaning to the word dick.

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ilulife 4
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Then I hope you got him the hell out of ya

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kcutie 0
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FML? More like F me and the put the phone down ahole!

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doctorhook86 24
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Texting during sex is never classy, folks.

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Nutty4Muffs 3
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Don't text during sex; save lives.

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jackassiddy 8
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No kidding.. someone could get rear ended that way. *serious face*

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titzenpitzer 9
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You really had to say it, didn't you?

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itwasallyellow 0

How about sexting during.. Tex? Eh, I tried.

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cudi504 4

And you failed.

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doctorhook86 24
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76 - No matter what the fat white kid says, I still found that funny.

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yadisingh 5

It's also good etiquette to dump his ass, show him that.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Lmao @ your pic. Stupid Yahoo questions amuse me.

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make_me_smile 4
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Why would u dump someone beacuse they texted during sex? That's not a big enough reason

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False_Stupidity 41
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Because he was texting his EX while having sex... That's just wrong on all levels.

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OffToTheGayBar 9
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BF: Oh, hold your orgasm a second, babe. OP: Why? BF: *Texts* I sent that bitch a smiley face. Bitches love smiley faces.

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a88g 0

Lmao

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ChaoticDreamer21 12

Thank you for the laugh.

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ebonyirony 29
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Perform better? So he won't think of his phone?

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ilulife 4
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A good partner wouldn't started texting no matter how good the performance was

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doctorhook86 24
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Be a respectful audience; don't text during a movie, don't text during a concert, and don't text during sex.

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pagullarka 9
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Maybe you can give us some pointers

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ebonyirony 29
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27- me? I charge extra for groups

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iliketurdles 7
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29, What can you do for.. *takes objects out of pocket* £2.40, half pack of gum and an elastic band?

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p3mguin 7

And I'll throw in a penguin, for free, if I'm in too. Bitches love penguins

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ChrisG93 8
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Hold on let me see what I've got... I'll throw in $2.35, a coupon for some frosted flakes, and a receipt.

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Cydadel 0

I have only me :( but I think if I do some digging I got like 9 packs of gum.

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sm0kinBCBudz 0
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I got 25$ and a coffe crisp.

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p3mguin 7

No, to many people. Ditch all of them and a foursome with me, you, and two of my best mating penguins. You know you want to.

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ebonyirony 29
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Sold to the penguins

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bebefer 8
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... How did you confront him? Just curious.

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girlwithmoodeyes 0
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she uploaded the FML during oral. duh.

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bebohacker1 4
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/ nice lol. Either that or she checked into facebook...

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rubberduckie94 13
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She must have not taken the tracking device out of his dick and knew he was up to something.

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btstig 11

Should have tried to work up a three way. You only needed one more.

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