FML : Today, my boyfriend thought it was a good show of etiquette to answer a text message from his ex, while he was still inside me. FML

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Today, my boyfriend thought it was a good show of etiquette to answer a text message from his ex, while he was still inside me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 4 May 2012 20:57 / Netherlands - Uithoorn

Intimacy

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By OffToTheGayBar | 9

#4391886 - Saturday 5 May 2012 0:11

BF: Oh, hold your orgasm a second, babe.
OP: Why?
BF: *Texts* I sent that bitch a smiley face. Bitches love smiley faces.

By KaySL | 24

#4391995 - Saturday 5 May 2012 0:30

*grammar

Same to you, you moronic cunt.

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By christ101 | 2

#4391861 - Saturday 5 May 2012 0:08

It is ediquette

The_Hitdude | 12

#4391924 - Saturday 5 May 2012 0:16

*etiquette

Yerg | 0

#4391979 - Saturday 5 May 2012 0:27

Dont be a grammer nazi if you dont know how to spell it either. It just makes you look dumb.

KaySL | 24

#4391995 - Saturday 5 May 2012 0:30

*grammar

Same to you, you moronic cunt.

GoW_Chick | 14

#4392007 - Saturday 5 May 2012 0:34

Oh thank you! This thread was great I love stupid people. :D

hutch66 | 13

#4392178 - Saturday 5 May 2012 1:16

18- You know what else makes you look dumb? Being a hypocritical idiot

phantumgrey | 6

#4392296 - Saturday 5 May 2012 2:05

People who take their own picture in mirrors are complete morons too!

GoW_Chick | 14

#4392317 - Saturday 5 May 2012 2:17

Ah yes but we are sexy morons ;)

tothenifty | 1

#4392339 - Saturday 5 May 2012 2:27

u have a Barbie pic for ur profile...

cayytee | 0

#4392443 - Saturday 5 May 2012 3:30

yes but that picture is funny.

thatoneguy79 | 10

#4392554 - Saturday 5 May 2012 4:20

Edickette is he proper spelling for this situation.

ohmandapants | 16

#4393013 - Saturday 5 May 2012 6:30

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

penguin_princess | 0

#4393220 - Saturday 5 May 2012 7:37

Fail. 1 and 18 fail at spelling..

XxchristinasmhxX | 0

#4395595 - Sunday 6 May 2012 0:55

I know this is random but I absolutely love blood on the dance floor to!

amy1_1bee | 0

#4396580 - Sunday 6 May 2012 7:34

Fuckin PWND.

scarletstudies | 0

#4400063 - Monday 7 May 2012 4:17

111- *too

By twinny_sc | 13

#4391873 - Saturday 5 May 2012 0:09

What an idiot.

Il_Maestro | 6

#4392399 - Saturday 5 May 2012 3:06

Exactly, such an idiot. Have some respect and stop bothering him with trivial things such as sex when he's in the middle of a text!

spazz666 | 18

#4393853 - Saturday 5 May 2012 15:10

#2- I read this in Hermione Granger's voice.

thiscrazything | 1

#4394916 - Saturday 5 May 2012 19:52

He gives new meaning to the word dick.

By ilulife | 4

#4391876 - Saturday 5 May 2012 0:10

Then I hope you got him the hell out of ya

kcutie | 0

#4393211 - Saturday 5 May 2012 7:34

FML? More like F me and the put the phone down ahole!

By doctorhook86 | 24

#4391878 - Saturday 5 May 2012 0:10

Texting during sex is never classy, folks.

Nutty4Muffs | 3

#4391897 - Saturday 5 May 2012 0:13

Don't text during sex; save lives.

jackassiddy | 8

#4392014 - Saturday 5 May 2012 0:36

No kidding.. someone could get rear ended that way. *serious face*

titzenpitzer | 9

#4392030 - Saturday 5 May 2012 0:41

You really had to say it, didn't you?

itwasallyellow | 0

#4392779 - Saturday 5 May 2012 5:45

How about sexting during.. Tex? Eh, I tried.

cudi504 | 4

#4393053 - Saturday 5 May 2012 6:38

And you failed.

doctorhook86 | 24

#4393401 - Saturday 5 May 2012 9:44

76 - No matter what the fat white kid says, I still found that funny.

By yadisingh | 5

#4391882 - Saturday 5 May 2012 0:10

It's also good etiquette to dump his ass, show him that.

KiddNYC1O | 20

#4392593 - Saturday 5 May 2012 4:46

Lmao @ your pic. Stupid Yahoo questions amuse me.

make_me_smile | 4

#4393972 - Saturday 5 May 2012 16:04

Why would u dump someone beacuse they texted during sex? That's not a big enough reason

False_Stupidity | 41

#4395850 - Sunday 6 May 2012 1:38

Because he was texting his EX while having sex... That's just wrong on all levels.

By OffToTheGayBar | 9

#4391886 - Saturday 5 May 2012 0:11

BF: Oh, hold your orgasm a second, babe.
OP: Why?
BF: *Texts* I sent that bitch a smiley face. Bitches love smiley faces.

a88g | 0

#4392162 - Saturday 5 May 2012 1:15

Lmao

ChaoticDreamer21 | 12

#5817434 - Sunday 5 January 2014 9:53

Thank you for the laugh.

By ebonyirony | 29

#4391891 - Saturday 5 May 2012 0:12

Perform better? So he won't think of his phone?

ilulife | 4

#4391914 - Saturday 5 May 2012 0:15

A good partner wouldn't started texting no matter how good the performance was

doctorhook86 | 24

#4391982 - Saturday 5 May 2012 0:27

Be a respectful audience; don't text during a movie, don't text during a concert, and don't text during sex.

pagullarka | 9

#4392043 - Saturday 5 May 2012 0:46

Maybe you can give us some pointers

ebonyirony | 29

#4392086 - Saturday 5 May 2012 0:56

27- me? I charge extra for groups

iliketurdles | 7

#4392558 - Saturday 5 May 2012 4:27

29, What can you do for..

*takes objects out of pocket*

£2.40, half pack of gum and an elastic band?

p3mguin | 7

#4392583 - Saturday 5 May 2012 4:41

And I'll throw in a penguin, for free, if I'm in too. Bitches love penguins

ChrisG93 | 8

#4393144 - Saturday 5 May 2012 7:13

Hold on let me see what I've got... I'll throw in $2.35, a coupon for some frosted flakes, and a receipt.

Cydadel | 0

#4393509 - Saturday 5 May 2012 12:15

I have only me :( but I think if I do some digging I got like 9 packs of gum.

sm0kinBCBudz | 0

#4393669 - Saturday 5 May 2012 13:29

I got 25$ and a coffe crisp.

p3mguin | 7

#4393965 - Saturday 5 May 2012 15:59

No, to many people. Ditch all of them and a foursome with me, you, and two of my best mating penguins. You know you want to.

ebonyirony | 29

#4402170 - Monday 7 May 2012 14:20

Sold to the penguins

By bebefer | 8

#4391898 - Saturday 5 May 2012 0:13

... How did you confront him? Just curious.

girlwithmoodeyes | 0

#4392069 - Saturday 5 May 2012 0:51

she uploaded the FML during oral. duh.

bebohacker1 | 4

#4392301 - Saturday 5 May 2012 2:06

/ nice lol.
Either that or she checked into facebook...

By rubberduckie94 | 13

#4391899 - Saturday 5 May 2012 0:13

She must have not taken the tracking device out of his dick and knew he was up to something.

By btstig | 11

#4391909 - Saturday 5 May 2012 0:14

Should have tried to work up a three way. You only needed one more.

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