By crawforda350 - 12/09/2017 16:00

Today, while stocking up in preparation for Hurricane Irma, an old lady hit me over the head with her walker. She wanted the loaf of bread I'd grabbed. FML
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davecross 11

Get up take the bread back and take the old lady's walker with you and leave it at the front of the store.

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RichardPencil 30

Holy shit! She hit you with her walker?!?! That's assault -- call the cops! (When old ladies hit you with their purse, that's not a crime because it's just too cute.)

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davecross 11

Get up take the bread back and take the old lady's walker with you and leave it at the front of the store.

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Dave_Davington 33

There's only one sensible response to this. Follow her around the store and grab every last thing that she so much as glances at.

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RichardPencil 30

Holy shit! She hit you with her walker?!?! That's assault -- call the cops! (When old ladies hit you with their purse, that's not a crime because it's just too cute.)

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Lobby_Bee 17

Purse is more plausible, walker is hard to believe. Lift it over her head up to your height and smacked you? Are you a midget?

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mattyiscool123 26

This must've happened a week ago. The hurricane is pretty much gone by now

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acertwo 17

I would've pushed that bitch to the ground

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Shzusuziq 16

I doubt any old lady could lift a walker up high enough to hit you over the head. Perhaps you meant a cane?

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mikbrooke 25

some walkers are pretty light. and old people can do surprising stuff when they are determined.

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krray 7

Ah, I see you met my mom. How is she doing?

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