By Anonymous - 15/10/2010 17:15 - Nepal

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Today, I texted my ex boyfriend that I still loved him. He texted back asking if this was some sort of booty call. FML
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saint_jimmy 0
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Because this is totally the thing to say in a text message.

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thelargestidiot 0

I know where he is coming from; my girlfriend uses me for sex too

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tribridags 0

first lol

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tribridags 0

I can't say first? wow

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pcakewafflebacon 0
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call of booty is my favorite game

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BlackAlcH3Mist 3

wats a booty call

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stephanie0613 0

Why would you text him that in the first place. you two are obviously not together for a reason, and by the sound of it he's a total jackass.

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madarchod 0
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I like Jackass 3D movie

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zkchild 0

Was it?

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FMLsohardithurts 0
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second:) btw seriously ? ouch.

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R2d6 0

HAHAHAHAHA that made my day.

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samuel18 0
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lmao!! dude!!

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xxrogerthatxx 19
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Because it probably was:

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saint_jimmy 0
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Because this is totally the thing to say in a text message.

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jakii_ 0
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your picture will give me nightmares.

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hairt 4

Same here :(

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saint_jimmy 0
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excellent *taps fingers together*

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thecrazyasian 3
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lol where's it from MSG me I won't remember to check here XD

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Ashley121645 0
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3 come on you douchebag why he fuck would u put that creepy ass pic from youtube on here? sir your a careless asshole. might as well set a blue waffle as your pic, what a retard.

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thelargestidiot 0

I know where he is coming from; my girlfriend uses me for sex too

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FMLsohardithurts 0
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I hope it's good sex, and at least your getting some

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crazy4frogz132 0

your girlfriend? or ex girlfriend? lmao

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thelargestidiot 0

Current girlfriend. and @#7 the sex is great for her, just meh for me.

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FMLsohardithurts 0
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Meh??? US THAT ANYWAY TO TALK ABIUT SEX???!!!??? IF ITS MEH GO HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE!!!!! A KOALA MAYBE!!

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perdix 29

Why, yes. Yes, it is. You may couch it in terms of love and romance and affection, but in reality, it's just a booty call. If a guy doesn't want to give up his booty to you, he must really hate you. Even if he mildly disliked you, he wouldn't pass up the chance for some sex.

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saint_jimmy 0
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He may hate her. . .or maybe he's just in another relationship now or even was annoyed that he ever dated someone dumb enough to do this.

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DeathShad0 1
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Well perdix, I disagree.

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perdix 29

DeathShad0, Why do you disagree? I'd like to hear.

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Zervant 0
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What perdix says goes.

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purplepillow467 3
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well I can't really blame him it's word and random to jut text him " heyI love you"

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Cinn_fml 22
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There's always a reason they are an ex. But, at least he was honest about what he'd want out of any 'reunion'.

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underaegis 0
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lol "I smoke in moderation; only one cigar at a time." - mark twain (this was a random quote)

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drawing_a_blank 0

It sounds like that's all you were to begin with.

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SHANNON_fml 0
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In order for him to have said that , you must have some sort of reputation?

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mintcar 9

Why would he even assume such a thing?

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