Today, I texted my ex boyfriend that I still loved him. He texted back asking if this was some sort of booty call. FML
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saint_jimmy
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Because this is totally the thing to say in a text message.
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thelargestidiot
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I know where he is coming from; my girlfriend uses me for sex too
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tribridags
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first lol
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tribridags
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I can't say first? wow
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pcakewafflebacon
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call of booty is my favorite game
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BlackAlcH3Mist
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wats a booty call
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FMLsohardithurts
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LMFAO
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stephanie0613
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Why would you text him that in the first place. you two are obviously not together for a reason, and by the sound of it he's a total jackass.
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madarchod
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I like Jackass 3D movie
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zkchild
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Was it?
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FMLsohardithurts
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second:) btw seriously ? ouch.
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R2d6
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HAHAHAHAHA that made my day.
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samuel18
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lmao!! dude!!
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xxrogerthatxx
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Because it probably was:
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saint_jimmy
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Because this is totally the thing to say in a text message.
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jakii_
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your picture will give me nightmares.
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hairt
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Same here :(
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saint_jimmy
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excellent *taps fingers together*
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thecrazyasian
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lol where's it from MSG me I won't remember to check here XD
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Ashley121645
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3 come on you douchebag why he fuck would u put that creepy ass pic from youtube on here? sir your a careless asshole. might as well set a blue waffle as your pic, what a retard.
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thelargestidiot
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I know where he is coming from; my girlfriend uses me for sex too
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FMLsohardithurts
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I hope it's good sex, and at least your getting some
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crazy4frogz132
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your girlfriend? or ex girlfriend? lmao
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thelargestidiot
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Current girlfriend. and @#7 the sex is great for her, just meh for me.
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FMLsohardithurts
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Meh??? US THAT ANYWAY TO TALK ABIUT SEX???!!!??? IF ITS MEH GO HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE!!!!! A KOALA MAYBE!!
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perdix
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Why, yes. Yes, it is.
You may couch it in terms of love and romance and affection, but in reality, it's just a booty call. If a guy doesn't want to give up his booty to you, he must really hate you. Even if he mildly disliked you, he wouldn't pass up the chance for some sex.
You may couch it in terms of love and romance and affection, but in reality, it's just a booty call. If a guy doesn't want to give up his booty to you, he must really hate you. Even if he mildly disliked you, he wouldn't pass up the chance for some sex.
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saint_jimmy
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He may hate her. . .or maybe he's just in another relationship now or even was annoyed that he ever dated someone dumb enough to do this.
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DeathShad0
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Well perdix, I disagree.
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perdix
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DeathShad0,
Why do you disagree? I'd like to hear.
Why do you disagree? I'd like to hear.
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Zervant
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What perdix says goes.
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purplepillow467
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well I can't really blame him it's word and random to jut text him " heyI love you"
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Cinn_fml
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There's always a reason they are an ex. But, at least he was honest about what he'd want out of any 'reunion'.
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underaegis
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lol
"I smoke in moderation; only one cigar at a time." - mark twain (this was a random quote)
"I smoke in moderation; only one cigar at a time." - mark twain (this was a random quote)
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drawing_a_blank
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It sounds like that's all you were to begin with.
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SHANNON_fml
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In order for him to have said that , you must have some sort of reputation?
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mintcar
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Why would he even assume such a thing?