FML : Today, while my boyfriend was inside me, he got a text message. He actually stopped thrusting to reply. FML

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Today, while my boyfriend was inside me, he got a text message. He actually stopped thrusting to reply. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By fml / Wednesday 2 February 2011 09:48 /

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By aseq94 | 0

#2037101 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 16:14

Next time you give him head set your phone alarm to go off and then stop sucking...see how he likes it

By Mehness | 0

#2037054 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 16:03

Lol, dontcha love phones?

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By krty402 | 7

#2037052 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 16:03

trololokolololkolklololo

By Mehness | 0

#2037054 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 16:03

Lol, dontcha love phones?

syddyb | 0

#2037660 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 19:26

it was probably his other girlfriend.

MrBoredGuy | 1

#2037860 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 20:49

he really needs to learn how to multi task, there's no reason he had to stop thrusting

CabZ_fml | 0

#2037949 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 21:20

LOL this is too funny.. maybe you should've done the honor the continue OP.

bellaamariee | 0

#2038539 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 22:31

the same exact thing happened to me this morning.

gamerhead | 3

#2038668 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 23:11

The guy can't multi-task, lol

Darko21 | 5

#2040372 - Thursday 3 February 2011 6:55

Seems like a classic case of bro's before hoe's. Just sayin.

davey96 | 0

#2041198 - Thursday 3 February 2011 13:05

ydi

MLuckyCapoeirist | 6

#2051453 - Sunday 6 February 2011 12:24

Next time she will apply the rule of "chicks before dicks".

16rrpass | 0

#3171094 - Wednesday 24 August 2011 6:37

Lol. Oh yeah

TheEpicPies | 15

#4585346 - Tuesday 19 June 2012 4:36

It's funny how you said you Dontcha love lovers? But your picture is forever alone. Lol

By teeaitch | 2

#2037064 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 16:05

must have been pretty important. Did he tell you what it was?

By kate177 | 0

#2037067 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 16:05

I'm pretty sure next time take his phone an put it in the other room on silent! lol thats what I do! lol

Jonkbaby | 16

#2037219 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 16:48

uh. why would you do that in the middle of it all. makes no sence >.<

kate177 | 0

#2037469 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 18:33

not in the middle.. before! lol

ipapix | 0

#2037863 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 20:52

nice. haha

superdude9856 | 2

#2040019 - Thursday 3 February 2011 4:58

stop saying lol

luizocoke | 0

#2767652 - Monday 27 June 2011 6:05

so u r not virgin ?

By xXjakalXx | 0

#2037073 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 16:07

Someone loves texting a little much

piiing | 0

#2037305 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 17:21

cute image ^.^

By USAF_girl | 3

#2037075 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 16:07

I could have sworn I've heard this FML before except it was a phone call...... how about something original???

By TheNewGuy03 | 26

#2037099 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 16:14

hey, he might be cheating on you with his phone -- but at least it's not a guy named ted.

|the kid|

JokersChild310 | 0

#2037109 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 16:19

lmao!!!

austinw444 | 0

#2037162 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 16:36

hahah perfect!!

_streets_ | 19

#2037230 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 16:48

haha that's awesome.

iceboyonline | 0

#2037419 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 18:16

hahaha

cjgqsmooth | 0

#2037920 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 21:04

WIN!

taurusxdee | 10

#2040533 - Thursday 3 February 2011 8:21

lmfaooo! btw ur icon is so adorable!!

By aseq94 | 0

#2037101 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 16:14

Next time you give him head set your phone alarm to go off and then stop sucking...see how he likes it

piiing | 0

#2037311 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 17:23

haha win

rudegirlmania | 10

#2037792 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 20:25

love.

By Privations_fml | 2

#2037113 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 16:20

What if it was from one of his exes? That would suck.

By biggary19 | 3

#2037122 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 16:25

u must suck in bed

MCDeranged | 0

#2038576 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 22:48

yep pretty much

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