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By Anonymous - 10/05/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 13:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML

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By eleonor - 02/12/2008 04:57 - France

Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying, "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as smitten with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML

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By in love with a nerd - 02/09/2019 15:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML

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By cmd102 - 20/10/2011 21:18 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML

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By DreeStahr - 30/09/2016 04:05 - United States - Liberty

Today, I was texting my boyfriend and things were getting a little steamy. He said, "I really want you right now." So, of course, I told him to come over. To which he replied, "Nah." FML

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By scumbag - 05/11/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML

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By Lovesickgal - 26/11/2019 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my ex-boyfriend texted me, saying, "I love you." Stupidly, I was very excited and replied, "At last! I still love you", to which he replied, "wrong number sorry, I don't love you." FML

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By Kiki - 08/03/2013 21:22 - Poland - Myslenice

Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML

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By that one anon - 07/05/2015 06:27 - United States - San Diego

Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML

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ThatsAli3 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 23:14

I'd be like. Nope. She thinks you're an ass hole who no longer has a girlfriend

Duckasaurus 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 23:14

Wow.... text him back?

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brasileirinha 0

Monday 11 May 2009 1:53

#3 - This.

badasstjstyle 0

Monday 11 May 2009 1:58

im sorry, you shouldnt have messed with the warrior

RoqueSand 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:02

Wow. That's an F his life, too. That sucks. You should've texted him back with your address :) Sorry, though. I guess this is good though, because at least you found out

lmmmr 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:09

#57- This is not an F his life in the slightest. Do you sympathize with murderers when they get caught too? People like you make it possible for people like the OP's bf to ruin the world.

hope88 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:23

ouch :(

Gringo_fml 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:24

Sigh... Don't jump to conclusions... Although he lied, you're probably never going to trust him, may as well finished it now instead of getting hurt.

xRoCKStaRx 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:42

Your bf sounds like a douchebag... That sucks that he played u like that.. He's obviously retarded. U shouldn't feel so bad tho, I say call it quits. He doesn't deserve u.

zymn 6

Monday 11 May 2009 2:47

this is when you pretend to be whoever he's texting and say somethin like "forget you, we're through." problem solved. then dump him.

FTL 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:54

If he is indeed cheating, reply: You can come on over regardless. Because she knows what you're up to, so that relationship's over. Plus, she doesn't date idiots who can't text the right number. If you're not sure, you might want to talk to him first. :P

koalabear77386 0

Monday 11 May 2009 2:57

Definitely agree with #3

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