Today, I found my bike that was stolen a week ago in front of someone's house. Now this wouldn't have been a problem if my husband didn't steal it to go...

By double trouble - 4/5/2015 04:04

Today, I found my bike that was stolen a week ago in front of someone's house. Now this wouldn't have been a problem if my husband didn't steal it to go meet with his girlfriend. FML

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By clevergirl98 | 20

#6281364 - Monday 4 May 2015 14:43

Hey now you can get a better bike and a better husband that will treat you like a queen :)

By Katthebamf | 29

#6281359 - Monday 4 May 2015 14:38

That is dedication to being an asshole on his part! On the plus side you have your bike back

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By stingray112 | 24

#6281358 - Monday 4 May 2015 14:36

Dam he stole a bike for that. That awkward distance where it's too far to walk and too short to drive

Pablo1321 | 14

#6281475 - Monday 4 May 2015 17:45

i think ur missing the point here

ExtremeEncounter | 32

#6281485 - Monday 4 May 2015 17:54

Wow, two cheating husband FML's in a row! Impressive.

jtfrisch | 22

#6281614 - Monday 4 May 2015 21:23

Lmao yes the hassle of whether he should have biked or drive is definitely the issue here

By Katthebamf | 29

#6281359 - Monday 4 May 2015 14:38

That is dedication to being an asshole on his part! On the plus side you have your bike back

ExtremeEncounter | 32

#6281515 - Monday 4 May 2015 18:18

Two cheating husband FML's in a row! Impressive.

TheBelt | 19

#6281516 - Monday 4 May 2015 18:20

Wow. He's such a D

gabby_john_ | 15

#6281574 - Monday 4 May 2015 20:09

Also an A

starile | 19

#6281678 - Monday 4 May 2015 22:54

Cheating with some B

be82tw | 16

#6282169 - Tuesday 5 May 2015 13:12

Now I know my D-A-B's, next time won't you sing with me!

By oab | 9

#6281360 - Monday 4 May 2015 14:38

So sorry OP! You deserve better than him :)

DaRito | 25

#6281459 - Monday 4 May 2015 17:16

This is the exact same comment that gets top on everything related to relationships.

socialproduct | 19

#6281648 - Monday 4 May 2015 22:30

I don't understand how he's picking up women when that's his mode of transportation. Nothing says "I've got my shit together" like showing up on a stolen bike... I guess

psychopolarbear | 28

#6281860 - Tuesday 5 May 2015 2:55

Obviously, he's trying to show his bad-assery. Nothing says "I'm cool" like stealing your wife's bike, right?

codesmithx | 5

#6281998 - Tuesday 5 May 2015 6:59

oh, the You deserve better vibe. What happened to forgiving

By Isandri | 29

#6281362 - Monday 4 May 2015 14:40

He doen't seem to be the brightest person ever ;) at least u know it all now, I'm sorry OP

By BlackIce911 | 17

#6281363 - Monday 4 May 2015 14:41

Yay, you found your bike. The rest is just details.

By clevergirl98 | 20

#6281364 - Monday 4 May 2015 14:43

Hey now you can get a better bike and a better husband that will treat you like a queen :)

By TheGolfGTI | 24

#6281365 - Monday 4 May 2015 14:43

I would have been two tired once I found that bike. Assuming that I was in your position, of course.

By EvilLittleGirl | 24

#6281366 - Monday 4 May 2015 14:44

he doesnt have a car but has the nerve to cheat. HA.

chinaski7628 | 32

#6281381 - Monday 4 May 2015 14:58

1. You can own a car and a bike simultaneously, so he may have a car 2. What does owning a car have to do with cheating? People cheat with and without cars. They generally cheat for reasons that have nothing to do with modes of transportation.