By double trouble - 04/05/2015 04:04

Today, I found my bike that was stolen a week ago in front of someone's house. Now this wouldn't have been a problem if my husband didn't steal it to go meet with his girlfriend. FML
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clevergirl98 20

Hey now you can get a better bike and a better husband that will treat you like a queen :)

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Katthebamf 29

That is dedication to being an asshole on his part! On the plus side you have your bike back

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stingray112 24

Dam he stole a bike for that. That awkward distance where it's too far to walk and too short to drive

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ExtremeEncounter 32

Wow, two cheating husband FML's in a row! Impressive.

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jtfrisch 22

Lmao yes the hassle of whether he should have biked or drive is definitely the issue here

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Katthebamf 29

That is dedication to being an asshole on his part! On the plus side you have your bike back

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ExtremeEncounter 32

Two cheating husband FML's in a row! Impressive.

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be82tw 17

Now I know my D-A-B's, next time won't you sing with me!

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oab 9

So sorry OP! You deserve better than him :)

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DaRito 25

This is the exact same comment that gets top on everything related to relationships.

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socialproduct 19

I don't understand how he's picking up women when that's his mode of transportation. Nothing says "I've got my shit together" like showing up on a stolen bike... I guess

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psychopolarbear 28

Obviously, he's trying to show his bad-assery. Nothing says "I'm cool" like stealing your wife's bike, right?

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codesmithx 5

oh, the You deserve better vibe. What happened to forgiving

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Isandri 29

He doen't seem to be the brightest person ever ;) at least u know it all now, I'm sorry OP

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BlackIce911 17

Yay, you found your bike. The rest is just details.

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clevergirl98 20

Hey now you can get a better bike and a better husband that will treat you like a queen :)

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TheGolfGTI 24

I would have been two tired once I found that bike. Assuming that I was in your position, of course.

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EvilLittleGirl 24

he doesnt have a car but has the nerve to cheat. HA.

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chinaski7628 32

1. You can own a car and a bike simultaneously, so he may have a car 2. What does owning a car have to do with cheating? People cheat with and without cars. They generally cheat for reasons that have nothing to do with modes of transportation.

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lovethatstach 18

why did he steal a bike if he doesn't have his own car?

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FieldLeftBlank 20

#35 has clearly given the matter some thought.

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Aimeejasmine 15

Funny thing about bikes though is that everyone can see your face...

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JustinJK 21

You're not even old to drive. Hush #9.Go sip on your Caprisun and play with your barbies.

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Coland 19

Funny thing about cars though everyone can also see your face

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Logicscmogic 5

I'm going to guess he snuck out one night and the bike is silent. No car starting sound. Then was dropped off by the gf cuz he was running late.

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NotPatSajak 11

Well hey, you get to buy a new bike without your (ex) husband stealing it.

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Cads1 24

Jam a stick in the spokes as he rides off.

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