By double trouble - 04/05/2015 04:04

Today, I found my bike that was stolen a week ago in front of someone's house. Now this wouldn't have been a problem if my husband didn't steal it to go meet with his girlfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 803
You deserved it 2 551

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Hey now you can get a better bike and a better husband that will treat you like a queen :)

That is dedication to being an asshole on his part! On the plus side you have your bike back

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Dam he stole a bike for that. That awkward distance where it's too far to walk and too short to drive

i think ur missing the point here

Wow, two cheating husband FML's in a row! Impressive.

Lmao yes the hassle of whether he should have biked or drive is definitely the issue here

That is dedication to being an asshole on his part! On the plus side you have your bike back

Two cheating husband FML's in a row! Impressive.

Wow. He's such a D

Cheating with some B

Now I know my D-A-B's, next time won't you sing with me!

So sorry OP! You deserve better than him :)

This is the exact same comment that gets top on everything related to relationships.

I don't understand how he's picking up women when that's his mode of transportation. Nothing says "I've got my shit together" like showing up on a stolen bike... I guess

Obviously, he's trying to show his bad-assery. Nothing says "I'm cool" like stealing your wife's bike, right?

oh, the You deserve better vibe. What happened to forgiving

He doen't seem to be the brightest person ever ;) at least u know it all now, I'm sorry OP

Yay, you found your bike. The rest is just details.

Hey now you can get a better bike and a better husband that will treat you like a queen :)

I would have been two tired once I found that bike. Assuming that I was in your position, of course.

he doesnt have a car but has the nerve to cheat. HA.

1. You can own a car and a bike simultaneously, so he may have a car 2. What does owning a car have to do with cheating? People cheat with and without cars. They generally cheat for reasons that have nothing to do with modes of transportation.

why did he steal a bike if he doesn't have his own car?

#35 has clearly given the matter some thought.

Funny thing about bikes though is that everyone can see your face...

You're not even old to drive. Hush #9.Go sip on your Caprisun and play with your barbies.

Funny thing about cars though everyone can also see your face

I'm going to guess he snuck out one night and the bike is silent. No car starting sound. Then was dropped off by the gf cuz he was running late.

Well hey, you get to buy a new bike without your (ex) husband stealing it.

Jam a stick in the spokes as he rides off.