FML : Today, as usual, my cat was sleeping on my stomach. I couldn't fall asleep so I delicately picked him up and put him down next to me. He got up, hopped...

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Today, as usual, my cat was sleeping on my stomach. I couldn't fall asleep so I delicately picked him up and put him down next to me. He got up, hopped back onto me, gave me a slap and then went back to sleep on my stomach. I didn't dare move all night. FML

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By dormeur / Friday 18 January 2013 11:39 / France - Malakoff

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By sidr22 | 5

#7385353 - Sunday 8 January 2017 18:02

You just got bitch slapped by your cat

By CantTouchThat | 27

#7441891 - Thursday 20 April 2017 18:19

Your cat knows how to put you in your place. Don't mess with The Cat. Future generations will tell stories of this cat and it's ability to stand up to bullies like you one day!! All hail the all mighty feline!!

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By sidr22 | 5

#7385353 - Sunday 8 January 2017 18:02

You just got bitch slapped by your cat

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CantTouchThat | 27

#7441893 - Thursday 20 April 2017 18:20

More like pimp slap because OP is the cat's little bitch.

By CantTouchThat | 27

#7441891 - Thursday 20 April 2017 18:19

Your cat knows how to put you in your place. Don't mess with The Cat. Future generations will tell stories of this cat and it's ability to stand up to bullies like you one day!! All hail the all mighty feline!!

By SaltyLurker | 10

#7703410 - Wednesday 3 October 2018 15:26

YDI because you're such a weeble

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