By cmd102 - 20/10/2011 21:18 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 427
You deserved it 3 357

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Beebow_fml 5

Go "check on his house" for him.

Comments

Ya that would've turned it around and made it his FML

Maybe he made calls forward to his cell automatically?

LiveLaughFML 10

if you started the conversation with "hey, where are you?" after calling his house phone, i would understand his sarcastic response with him saying he's out of town. :-)

I don't know how my bad pun got thumbed up

LiyIa_fml 8

60- amazing come back. Why cant the rest of the world have better insults and or come backs???? "Bitch, ****, etc..." gets old and looses all creativity.

Because if I replied with something smart or witty it gives him the opportunity to comment back but by saying something stupid he won't because his come back would be worse.

tittymagic 0

I don't even know what happened, and all of a sudden some douche on his period gets all pissed off...

hubla 0

You know there is a way to have your home calls forwarded to your cellphone for when you go out of town

Mr.Turtle! There's something wrong with your hand!!! D:

deadly turtle do you happen to be related to Deidera

No? I'm a turtle Haha there's nothing wrong with my hand but something horribly right xD

I'm on an FML favorite list! My life goal is finally complete!

icefshng8 9

No. Ops boyfriend just had a headache

rdotson06 1
avelasquez1428 3

You live in leesville,TX? If you do, I used to live in Nixon...how funny

shali14 0
blueberry_211 0
hilary56 0

More like stupid, how did the guy not realize this?

TheSnakeDoctor20 17

110- it happen all the time to you, doesn't it?

Yeah, almost as much as you. But I can't be that much of a failure with women

I agree. Maybe he was forwarding his calls, but who knows. Maybe he's just dumb.

Just like when my ex cheated on me apparently she tripped and fell on his dick.

Understanding your scentence was a bitch, #5.

JustLetItHappen 2

Spelling sentence is a bitch.

@55 - iz prfclty understud it 0k? dere thz tings c4lld cmprhension skeelz. sheesh. n0need to b a dck. nt hrad2 understud. kkthxbai

58 - I can understand it perfectly, but sometimes I just want a decently written sentence (got it this time!) that takes no efort to understand.

MrBoredGuy 1

Just saying 86 if your 31 is it really appropriate to make fun of a younger child who is clearly not 18?

My one and only desire in life is to become part of the grammar police when I grow up.

LSU33DucKAholiC 0
twisted_cherub 14

I thank you. It would seem that, along with the ability to communicate with other people in person, the age of texting has obliterated proper grammar and correct spelling.

@bartjeofzeau- My poor typing was intentional. I was mocking #55. Like #78 and others have said they understood what I typed. Unless you're mentally impaired my comment shouldn't have been too difficult to understand. There is really no need to keep getting defensive over a nonsensical comment that was in no way serious. 30 people found my comment amusing. I'm not illiterate. Stop trolling. KKThxbai.

Shoulda said that's funny cause I'm looking in your window now

Shaddo_fml 0
Gloritank 8

Don't know why this was thumbed down. Call forwarding is a possibility.

Gloritank 8

Don't know why this was thumbed down. Call forwarding is a possibility.

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Those new portable houses are all the rage nowadays.

I think they actually exist. You can fold them up and put them on a truck. Alternatly, trailer homes.

But can you put them in your pocket? We can only dream...

jePomme 0

I believe that's called the TARDIS pocket.

ArielTheMermaid 17