By Anonymous - 10/05/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML
I agree, your life sucks 86 493
You deserved it 4 224

Same thing different taste

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I'd be like. Nope. She thinks you're an ass hole who no longer has a girlfriend

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lamb86 0

this one makes me sad. yeah he's def cheating, and don't be a sucker and take him back, you def deserve better. FhisLife

lamb86 0

and even if he wasn't cheating, its jacked up that he lied to you in the first place, so number 23 shove it, if he can't be honest and tell the truth, there's not much of a relationship to begin with there anyways.

Vib392 0

lol this has happnd 2 meeh b4..not cheating but sorry that happnd 2 yooh :/ i hope heez out your life now

Millybug 0

Either that, or he could be talking about his mother.

lmmmr 0

#26 - I assumed that she said "I think he had the wrong number" for the sake of humor. As in "I think you might be right" in a situation where, clearly, the person is right. Saying "He intended to text the girl he had been cheating on me with" totally kills the humor. While there are obviously many possible scenarios, you are limited to a certain number of characters, and she's not required to tell the whole story. It's pretty ridiculous to assume that as soon as she got the text she ran home and posted on FML without getting any more information.

I agree with #29 & #37 completely. #26, ever heard of sarcasm? Like possibly, maybe in the way "I think" was used? To the OP: If he is cheating, break his balls and then dump his ass. & LOL at #38. (:

#34 the SHE could have easily been his mother

#27- Why would he lie if he was just hanging with the boys?? And even if this is the case, the point is he lied. When you've been exposed as a liar, the amount of trust in a relationship has diminished. Trust is the basis of a relationship and if there's no trust, you basically have nothing. ***Just noticed someone already posted something like this- #34: great minds think alike eh? Lol***

"reward" him tonight by giving him blueballs and dumping him