By airport - 10/05/2009 18:49 - United States

Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML
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Jertastic 0

GREAT! 4 year olds are bitches anyway. he probably deserved it.

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Chuck3791 0

I'm favoriting this. I litterally laughed outloud

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Jertastic 0

GREAT! 4 year olds are bitches anyway. he probably deserved it.

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Nsnlover 0

Today I was finally going to see mommy the first time in two months, before I got to see mommy some ladies foot hit me and I passed out unconisis. fml

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imcannedfruit 0

Ftw nsnlover!!!

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JamesM9794 0

lol

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capgray 0

today, i was attempting to swing my girlfriend around romanticly when i swung her into a four year old, knocking him out. fml

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xxbadassbitchxx 0

WIN!!!!! I accidentally kicked a 3yr old in the head, but he was OKAY:P

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Atmaster 3

your lie isn't effed fhl

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GandhiSays 0

One less high-pitched-voice ****** in Xbox

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jaden242 2

^ wow I love this comment soo much. it's funny how his username is ghandisays ahahaha soo funny

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happyhak 5

Yes, because a 4 year old play is highly likely to play Xbox, isn't he...? :/

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intothecrypt 3

OP, **** it, you had your awesome moment, I'm sure the kid'll end up ******* someone over and not caring eventually

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thiagohf113 0

this isnt an FML... lol. its a F*** the little kid's life...

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crazykidd15 0

tru dat

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Falalala243 0

Wheres the moderator on this one?

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BulldogQB4 0

Lol. Hey um why would you try to recreate a movie? It's fiction. Also, why the hell would you do it in an airport?

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Chuck3791 0

I'm favoriting this. I litterally laughed outloud

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boojie97 12

learn to spell why don't ya?

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kaylapple 1

195... no need to be a ******* grammar nazi.

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lconner_96 2

195. Go **** yourself, she can spell however she wants.

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Lct1196 31

It is "you" not "ya"

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NickAlert 1

YDI for having giant feet

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Ninjasaurus18 9

You're a ******* asshole; you can't control feel size!!! Plus, I have average sized feet and I end up almost whacking people with them in open gym time in gymnastics on the ropes. ( they're for the little kids, but we can use them for play time)

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Since1998 20

just... what the ****?

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KatieMajestic 17

Little kids have small heads

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dragonrider1959 18

She can't control the size of her feet, you asshole!

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Aaron Magliulo 13

guys this was a joke lmao leave them alone XD

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xcman 0

When that kid goes to school tomorrow, none of his friends will believe how he got his black eye. I wonder what his parents said to you!

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lazyyygirl 0

Today, I was at the airport walking by, when some lady round house kicked me in the face and knocked me out. Thanks. FML

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mouseintern 0

Haha, this gave me a nice mental picture. FML? More like F his life. Poor little kid, just skipping through life, all sunshine and puppies when BAM out of nowhere he gets a foot to the face.

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