By Anonymous - 10/05/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML
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ThatsAli3 0

I'd be like. Nope. She thinks you're an ass hole who no longer has a girlfriend

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fcked 0

i think it was a way for him to end the relationship

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ekoorb97 0

did you dump that douche?

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rakhil11 7

any of the sarcastic replies would work

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UWBeautyQueen12 0

You deserve much better than that girl. Go out an look for a guy who's only out to make you happy! Dumb the asshole!

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blooxxkrazi 0

Trying to agree with 9?

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johnnycupcakes 0

I would send him the same type of text, an see what he says.

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IgetmyhighfromFM 0

should have flipped the script. you should have texted him back saying soething like "Hes working all day so we have about a good 8 hours" and call him something that complements his penis like Big daddy dick or something like that.

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victoriax3 0

Girl omg what an ass! I would joke back or go along with it until he knows he is ******!

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tomberryboy 0

act like u don't know and the next time u have sex while giving him a ******* bite him hard.I understand many people will argue with what I just said.

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