Today, at the age of 16, I'm recovering from hip surgery. My friends took me out to the movies to cheer me up. They thought it would be hilarious to steal my crutches and leave me stranded and alone in the mall, multiple times. It wasn't. FML
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Today, after I'd had hip surgery, my sister thought it would be hilarious to hide my crutches from me. I can't find them. FML
Today, I worked up the confidence to go to the mall alone for the first time since being confined to a wheelchair. It didn't even take 20 minutes before some teenager grabbed my wheelchair and tried to race me around, all while his friends watched and laughed. FML
Today, I fell down a flight of stairs at college. I was taken to hospital with a fractured ankle and had to call my parents to drive me home. They constantly made passive-aggressive remarks on the way home, because I'd "totally ruined" their plans to eat out at a fancy restaurant tonight. FML
Today, I finally had a chance to get outside after receiving shrapnel to my leg. My crutches had not yet arrived so I didn't want to risk it, but my buddies said they had my back. We went to the seaside and I sat down as they say they'd be right back. It started to rain and everyone forgot me. I can stand, but not walk. FML
Today, I got home from the hospital after having emergency surgery on my hand. My TikTok obsessed teenager, who barely noticed I was gone, never mind that I had surgery, chose today to actually leave her room and sit downstairs with the family. Yeah, she sat on my hand. I cried. Like a baby. FML
Today, I went to a bar which has two stories. I was on the top floor and then went downstairs. As I was going down, I recognised a boy in a wheelchair and his friends trying to get him up. I helped and took the wheelchair. One of his friends decided it would be a good moment to steal my wallet. FML
Today, my best friend of 12 years traveled cross country to help me recover from major surgery. I've been sitting in the hospital by myself while she has sex in my empty apartment with some guy she met. FML
Today, I'm lying in a hospital bed with two broken leg bones, a reattached tendon, and four screws holding my leg together. Why? Because I wanted chocolate milk and some asshat didn't see me walking across the road. FML
Today, a number of people came to visit me in the hospital, including my grandparents. They called me "weak" and "a cowardly millennial" for going to the ER instead of sucking it up, and blamed me for rising healthcare costs. I had a compound fracture. FML
Today, I'm on crutches due to hip surgery. I went to the fridge to grab a bite to eat, but quickly realized if I wanted anything, I would have to eat there. I can't carry anything. Cold leftovers here we go. FML
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insertclevername_fml 0
If this doesnt scream "Get new friends," I don't know what does. FYL.
Agiggleaday 0
your friends are so inconsiderate.sorry.
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Agiggleaday 0
your friends are so inconsiderate.sorry.
maa_rico 4
Is that like a new website?
tulsafml 0
it is a big deal! this is a humongous deal man!
dirtyblond 4
beat them up with your crutches once they bring them back>:)
emily14swim 0
^agree
cassidyreigns 0
lol
Hide_Yo_Kids 0
ydi
yougotapes 7
how so for horrible friends?
Hide_Yo_Kids 0
._. you look like an evil mouse
trick619 0
I'd get a wheelchair and stay in it the whole time.
swagchamp 0
49 Rhys horrible. but hilarious. I think she's hot
plasmicmac 6
well, 46 is an "all round" person, so maybe she's just fat.
tkdgold03 5
hahahaha... oh my. that's bot nicen
natas_fml 13
well, 68 is an ass-chinned chewy.
animosiity 0
looks like youra cat!
Adorlee 11
and that is what happens when you put your picture up, people make fun of you :| The first couple times is funny as a joke but when they keep doing it - they are just jerks
darkness777 0
ur hot
BlackOpsPWNR 0
7, win
Jiplo 18
friends, riiiiight....
insertclevername_fml 0
If this doesnt scream "Get new friends," I don't know what does. FYL.
Dempsey_xoxo 7
I totally agree. What a bunch of assholes.
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
I agree with both of u
salsalover_12 5
@#66 Are you freakin stupid?! They left her stranded at a big place with no way to get around. I don't know what your definition of the word "friend" is but your self esteem must be really low if you're Ok with having inconsiderate friends 66 same goes for OP.
TheWindowLicker 13
2, cannot agree more. 67, I believe he was being a troll....
rattusrattus 18
If he's a troll he probably has low self esteem. OP, cut your friends off. They're jerkholes. Get better ones.
soccerchick83 0
agree^^ with #2
josephhhhhh 0
#67 you have a face of a saint. saint Bernard, that is.
josephhhhhh 0
#67 you have a face of a saint. saint Bernard, that is.
nature_girl_08 14
why such an asshole, 114?
sbharani96 4
seriously, what kind of friends do you have? that's bad... I'd rather be a loner than have bad friends.
brt3420 13
I know how op feels. in the past 3 years I've had two major hip operations one which has never yet even been performed in north America before. I know his pain of how annoying it is when people take your crutches people at school steal mine all the time.
sammiller4 3
I know how op and 69 feel. I had multiple surgeries and people stole my crutches all the time nor would they hold open a door for me
22Marie22 0
I wouldn't consider them as my "friends" I'm sorry though OP! It's time for you to find better friends.
persianjr1 7
true. maybe the first time was funny, but after that they are just jerks.
tacobird123 7
Woah, what a bunch of assholes! Let's see how they feel when you **** them up with your crutches.
tacobird123 7
crutches*
tacobird123 7
crutches*
sandyyBabi 0
haha I totally agree
020266t 5
NICE #5!
schwebel 0
All you need is some roofies and a camera...the things you could do
sollz 0
clearly they are not very good friends at all... as sad as op's fml can sound, personal opinion, this would make me angry enough to know that true friends are not what they are, walk away and move on...
rjnorton84 0
walk away... hehe cruel.
sollz 0
hahaaaaa, oops, didn't even think of that... my bad, no pun intended...
PSivaRocks 4
man that sucks. what kind of friends do you have? you should wait until one of them hurts themselves, then do the same thing to them.
Doortje 29
Wow, WTF, your friends suck. I'm sorry OP.
cassidyreigns 0
That doesnt seem "friendly"
apology89 2
Ok you have got to get new friends.